A list of puns related to "Dirty Chess"
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In this game, I played a very dirty trick, vs the current world champion, Magnus Carlsen, and luckily he fell for it
This was a 1-minute game on Lichess.org
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Sup Ape fam,
Before Monday opens I just want to do an After Action report in the wake of the Jan 7th Pearl Harbour attack we just sustained. Some peeps tagged me asking to do a follow-up of my last sus-themed DD since Fridayβs IV pump-n-dump + basket cover played out much as we expected.
While +7.32% is by no means a Bad Day, it wasnβt the start of MOASS we were teased with when the AH price action started ripping over 30%. .\/.
In hindsight it is now clear that the WSJ was a FUD bomb, targeted to steal RCβs Thunder of an impending NFT marketplace launch. The barrage of ham-fisted MSM articles the day after deriding the NFT Marketplace was more confirmation this was a straight-up hit job.
But at what cost?
Iβm going to take the unpopular opinion side of this here and say that RC was wide open for this torpedo attack. All the Loopring tweets, the job postings, the SMRT comments, dropping hints for weeks on end was like letting a wet dog loose in the house. They could have put Loop under a tighter NDA. No tweets. They could have used a third party instead of hiring through their main website. They could have done a lot more to keep their secret weapon under wraps until it was ready to launch. They could have put their GitHub code in a private repo. And they absolutely should never have expected the MSM or SHFs to play fair. Unless the whole NFT thing is actually bait, RC 5D Chess, this has lost much of its impact when it does eventually get announced.
Fortunately, pre-empting the NFT announcement will do nothing to impair itβs actual long-term financial impact, we can still expect GME to add another billion or two to itβs annual revenue over th
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So we used to be NC with my parents shortly after my son turned 1 and now my husband remains NC and my son and I are LC over 3 years later.
Iβm now pregnant with twin girls. When I told my family one of the first things JNMOM said was βTwo?!? You are going to NEED meβ with a hopeful/desperate look in her eye. I replied with βWeβll be alright.β I had been worried sheβd see this as a fresh start and its not. My husband broke his silence to speak on the phone for just a minute for congrats.
So my dad texts me and tells me to work on figuring out a way she can help. JNMOM has always been allergic to animals and has developed asthma in the last few years. I am also allergic to animals but can tolerate some dogs, so we have 2. Iβve been told by my dad that was inconsiderate to JNMOM before. My house, Iβll do what I want. When she came to help with my son before she stayed mostly in his room and had to go home because the one dog at the time set off her asthma. Which worked out bc she had just informed me she decided to extend her stay (didnβt ask).
So since I canβt cure asthma or allergies, Iβve already considered all possible options (including the extreme) and responded there was no solution, Iβd bring them by when they were more stable or they could visit and weβd do something outside. Ever feel like itβs a chess match and you need to anticipate every possible move? But thought I squashed it for awhile.
So then after a few weeks of relative calm I had 24 hours of just nonsense from them. First, my dad texted me asking if Iβd picked names. He said βI am going to say this - donβt pick your Nanaβs name over your Momβs nameβ. I told him (as Iβd already told JNMOM) we were not looking for any input at all. So of course heβs sent to deliver that message. I told him we had a name I picked back when my son was born if he was a girl and that was one of the names. And if they recalled, the middle name is after my Nana. I let him know we would not be changing that name or the other name, which was not after my mother. He said NP. Squashed for now.
Then my JNMOM started texting me on a group text with my dad about helping. I repeated what Iβd told my dad. She said she knew it was extreme but what if we boarded the dogs and she paid for a deep clean so she could come in the house. I told her Iβd already considered it but a deep clean wouldnβt get the couches, carpet, or vents so it wouldnβt be enough. But
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Janelle MonΓ‘e is someone who artistry cannot be put in a box. Her music encompasses a multitude of genres. She's used orchestral music (March of the Wolfmasters, Sincerely Jane), Funk (Lettin Go, Q.U.E.E.N., Make Me Feel), Disco (Locked Inside, Take a Byte), Art Pop (Cold War, Faster, Look into my Eyes, Violet Stars Happy Hunting), Baroque Pop (Say You'll Go, Sir Greenwood), Rock (Come Alive (War of the Roses), Mushroom & Roses, Givin' Em What they Want), Folk (57821, Oh Maker), and Jazz (BabopbyeYa, Tightrope). However, most of her songs blends various elements of all sorts of genres. Janelle has also shown that she can go full-on hip-hop like in Django Jane; full on pop like in Screwed, Americans, or Make the Bus; or full R&B like in Victory, Primetime, or [I Got the Juice](https://ww
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PART 2-
Gaslighting or Overreaction
Today my STBX dropped off the kids after having them for a few days. He told me yesterday he would be dropping them off at noon. When 1:00 arrived I was a bit worried. All my texts to him were answered with 1 or 2 word answers. That is strange for him to do. I get a text at 1:45 that he is on his way and that the AF is with him. Ummm, what? I was never informed that she would be here with the kids. I have no idea if she has been here the whole time or just flew in today. I was furious. I don't care if it's her or anyone else; I want to know who my children will be around. Period. Full stop.
So they arrive and I let her into my home. While he sorts through the mail she stands awkwardly in my foyer. So then I say, "I will just tell both of you since you are here, if the kids are going to be around her or anyone else, I want to know. I support your relationship and I'm happy you (AP) are here with them, I just want to know beforehand and not after the fact."
He looked offended. He smushed his face almost in disbelief. She stood statue still and refused to make eye contact. I understand her position. She was in enemy territory and then I hit her with a bomb. I'm not mad at her, she probably had no idea he didn't tell me. Maybe he lied and said he did, who knows. But she is a mom, I'm sure she gets my point, whether she agrees or not. My issue is with him. I know I'm right, I know it should be a non-discussion, common sense if you will. But no, he left being very cold to me and I started to second guess my decision to say something. Did I let my emotions get the best of me? Or did he gas
... keep reading on reddit β‘In 1994, British American fashion designer and entrepreneur James Jebbia launched his retail magnum opus, Supreme. Twenty-six years later, and weβve arrived at the current state of trying to buy anything online.
I kid. Well, mostly. The combination fashion/sneaker public did not invent automated checkouts, but these people have perfected the craft. Itβs no longer a basic Python script, this is an art. A learning curve in and of itself. At the best of times, online shopping is a quick and convenient alternative to ever going outside. At the worst of times, items disappear from your cart mid coffee sip, stores sell out in an f5, your IP gets banned for unknown reasons, Chrome freezes irreversibly, and you log on to Twitter just to see someone with five-thousand orders placed on the thing you only wanted one of.
Bottingβthe use of automated checkout scriptsβis a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Iβve probably made that reference already, but it still stands. Users of the Dark Arts can have sneakers and box logo hoodies set for delivery without getting out of bed. They can order in the tens, dozens, hundreds at the highest level. And, ideally for them, they can flip this investment around into cold, hard profit. At least, they used to. As you might have heard, a bill has been reintroduced by House and Senate Democrats that if passed would crack down on online botting. For Americans, this sounds pretty good. On the other hand, it doesnβt feel like this should have come down to legislation, right? Why havenβt the companies making these products, selling these products, not just enable stricter anti-bot practices? More on that later, but when it comes to the bot hustle, we have a lot to unpack.
The Before Times
What does a drop day look like in 2022? A lot different from how things used to be, and not just because of times wot are unprecedented. Before Nike SNKRS, before Adidas Confirmed, before the site bandwidth nightmare that is Supreme New York Dot Com at 11am, getting the fashion pieces one wanted was beautifully simple. Things operated on (old) concert ticket logic; if you want it, line up. How early do you line up? Well, how badly do you want it?
The art of queueing up has not totally died. For the purists, or those fed up with botting, the line is still the preferred method of doing things. But lining up for shoes or clothes is not the same as lining up
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I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Iβm going all-in on former casino owner, and Warlord, Sir Crocodile:
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Trust me, Iβm sure he hates it and is counting down the days he can tell Teach to go f*&% himself.
TL;DR: Oh yeah, Iβm going in deep with this theory. Iβm confident Iβm right on the money with this one. Oda has been teasing this guy just a little too much for him not to have a major comeback. My analyses below.
Spoilers-galore ahead, including potential future-spoilers (post Wano Act 3). So, click away now if you just wanted to know what my guess was. You have been warned!
Iβll kick things off by pulling a clip from Chapter 544, where Blackbeard and Crocodile exchange some dialogue during the riots at Impel Down:
[Clip from Chapter 544, Page 8]
Crocodile questions Blackbeardβs motive behind accepting a warlord position only to then immediately throw it away. Not 24-hours later, he sees firsthand what Blackbeard had planned all along. And succeeding where he had failed at least twice, which was in killing Whitebeard.
Rewinding a bit on this same chapter, when Blackbeard is speaking to Luffy about how he became a warlord, he notably slights Crocodile. Talking about him as though he weren't there. A βdisβ that is not lost on the former longtime warlord:
[Clip from Chapter 544, Page 1]
A proud, overconfident man like Crocodile wouldnβt let such a sign of disrespect go. And doesnβt.
Just a few pages later, Crocodile slights Blackbeard right back, after questioning the manβs plan:
[Clip from Chapter 544, Page 9]
Okayβ¦so, so farβ¦I managed to point out why Crocodile is NOT the Tenth Titanic Captain.
Donβt worry. Iβll get there. Iβm well aware Crocodile is an arrogant bastard.
But thinkβ¦think!
Crocodile has also been shown to be quite the pragmatist. I meanβ¦he did offer to help Luffy break back out of Impel Down and get to Marinefordβ¦mainly, because he wanted to go there, tooβ¦
[[Clip from Chapter 540, Page 15]](https://prev
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I just feel like the author thought about how the Devil would operate in the mortal realm and BAM Eros came to be. I'm not a big smarty pants so I can't really go into much detail on like how he's written etc but I can tell you what I like from my view of things
Those are just some of my ranty thoughts on why I like Eros, it just seems like every chapter I read makes him more of a unstoppable threat to the FL's which is crazy since our FL's are no slouches
Pilot on me!!
This DD is all about China and the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). Apes have written a lot about US markets and western market structure, but have a blind spot for what's going on overseas. This DD aims to clean that up a bit. The connection to GME is through Evergrande and contagion. I will present a counter-SuperStonk narrative on Evergrande and back it up with the social data/information I have available. This will set off many Apes' snek senses, as apes are still learning how to handle new information that goes against the prevailing narrative. You've been warned! Read on with a skeptical eye and trust in the wrinkle brain system if you're unsure of the validity of my viewpoint. At the end of the day it's just my perspective, and might be totally wrong.
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Please note I'm just an enthusiast of Mandarin and Chinese culture. I'm some random American who learns about China for fun. I'm not a native speaker, don't have any Chinese heritage, and have never been to China. Salt grains are recommended.
Please be aware that we will be taking a critical look at the CCP. This by NO MEANS is a criticism of Chinese people or China in general. There are a lot of very harsh details in here, and some extremely harsh history. Please remember as you read these harsh realities are from the CCP and not innate qualities of Chinese people in any way. The Chinese people are a wonderful and vibrant group of diverse cultures with a rich history. They deserve the best lives the world can offer. However, the CCP warrants strong criticism, as we'll see written below.
We will first cover the context of pertinent Chinese history, key societal concepts such as "face", and build up an understanding how the Chinese real estate bubble was inevitable. We'll also dissect what the Evergrande situation looks like from our new perspective on Chinese culture and a new understanding of how the CCP works.
The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is becoming more well known in the west, so hopefully you've heard of them by now. Still, most people (apes included) don't really know jack-shit about the CCP and it's a bit of a travesty in my opinion. Let me lay down a few quick bullet poi
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This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
It really does, I swear!
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Janelle MonΓ‘e is someone who artistry cannot be put in a box. Her music encompasses a multitude of genres. She's used orchestral music (March of the Wolfmasters, Sincerely Jane), Funk (Lettin Go, Q.U.E.E.N., Make Me Feel), Disco (Locked Inside, Take a Byte), Art Pop (Cold War, Faster, Look into my Eyes, Violet Stars Happy Hunting), Baroque Pop (Say You'll Go, Sir Greenwood), Rock (Come Alive (War of the Roses), Mushroom & Roses, Givin' Em What they Want), Folk (57821, Oh Maker), and Jazz (BabopbyeYa, Tightrope). However, most of her songs blends various elements of all sorts of genres. Janelle has also shown that she can go full-on hip-hop like in Django Jane; full on pop like in Screwed, Americans, or Make the Bus; or full R&B like in Victory, Primetime, or [I Got the Juice](https://ww
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