17 Hilarious Dinner Food Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife and I went out for dinner and ended up with food poisoning. She ate some bad chicken and got salmonella

while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.

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📅︎ Nov 06 2020

My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.

I really hope he eats his words.

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👤︎ u/fordskis

📅︎ Nov 06 2020

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"It's frozen food again for dinner today"

I said while scooping out ice cream

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👤︎ u/KazuKazu95

📅︎ Jul 21 2020

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I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...

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👤︎ u/bb5x24

📅︎ Sep 23 2019

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I had dinner at Sean Connery's house. I said I hated the food.

He said "don't be dishrespectful"

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👤︎ u/jamesallen1977

📅︎ Dec 16 2019

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I was so happy when my wife told me she's making Indian food for dinner that I wanted to do something nice and bought her flowers and chocolate.

I guess it's just her way to curry favor.

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👤︎ u/Rasdit

📅︎ Nov 19 2019

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I hate last minute decisions about which frozen food should be for dinner.

They're never well thawed out.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it

📅︎ Oct 02 2019

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Whenever I ask my dad what's for dinner he answers "food," when I ask what kind of food he says "Edible food."

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👤︎ u/Axtrek_18

📅︎ Nov 06 2016

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My dad needed the Heimlich maneuver from accidentally swallowing his food after telling a joke at dinner.

Ah, dad chokes.

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👤︎ u/brenatt

📅︎ Jun 05 2018

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My toddler was playing with her food at the dinner table...

She's not quite a year old, and clearly wasn't hungry anymore and was just playing with her food, including testing gravity, and just making a mess in general.

Then she started rubbing some on her face, and my wife says "Honey, stop putting the meat in your eye!"

I immediately respond "Well, it's more than meats the eye!"

Pretty sure she eyerolled so hard I could her her eyes falling out.

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👤︎ u/Castun

📅︎ Dec 08 2018

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I once went to a potluck dinner where the queue for the food was really organized, but the one for the drinks was just a large clump of people wondering who was next.

It was a terrible punch line.

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👤︎ u/TakaComics

📅︎ Dec 21 2017

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At dinner, I started eating my food with my hands...

Wife: ewww...use a fork. That's disgusting!

Me: I'm sure the food will taste as good as it did before-hand.

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👤︎ u/JamesTyree

📅︎ Aug 18 2016

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Was dad joked by my father after having Chinese food for dinner.

After I opened a fortune cookie with no fortune inside, my father turned to me and said "Looks like you got an unfortunate cookie."

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👤︎ u/ThatHatfield

📅︎ Jan 21 2015

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Was invited over to Corey Crawford's house for dinner with his dad. The food was nothing special...

...but still, there was the fodder, the son and the goalie host.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker

📅︎ Jun 10 2018

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My mom sent out a group chat saying she picked up Chinese food for dinner

My dad: "That woks!"

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👤︎ u/dd1zzle

📅︎ Jan 24 2016

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Overheard after I brought Chinese food home for dinner the other night...

#2 Son: Yay! Did you get General Tso's Chicken?

Me: Sure did. And he was pretty upset about it, too.

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👤︎ u/DeusExNoctis

📅︎ Nov 18 2013

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Girlfriends brother drops food on his lap at the dinner table

Dad: What are you feeding that thing for?! Don't you know that it will grow on its own?

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👤︎ u/Deezymyneezy

📅︎ Jan 09 2015

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