A list of puns related to "Diego Brandão"
This didn't fit as a comment in the meta thread, so I am posting it here.
Tl;Dr There is an issue of management with the page "list of people killed for being transgender" - an overly strict criterion has been set that eliminates legitimate cases and many more debatable cases causing the article to be politically slanted. This article needs to be revisited and the discussion needs to include more perspectives including individuals with credentialed knowledge of hate crimes and narrative experience with transgender hate.
Sometime after may, this page was purged of a number of names based on highly strict levels of certainty needed to identify death related to being transgender.
(the page) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_killed_for_being_transgender
There is an issue on Wikipedia of false-reason being used to obfuscate the reality of non-conforming gender identities and the hate that is acted out against those of us who experience these gender identities.
I'm not going to discuss this larger issue today, and I don't expect anyone to blindly trust me, but let me address this particular situation as it stands out as particularly egregious.
Many of the major edits, in this case, were made by two users: AntiChirality, who has almost exclusively contributed to wikipedia by editing this article, and Genericusername57, who contributes significantly from a trans-exclusionary position and defends articles like Irreversible Damage which fails to fully present the scientific evidence against the book in favour of presenting it as simply controversial (https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/the-science-of-transgender-treatment/) .
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/AntiChirality
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/Genericusername57
Although some of the names removed could be debated to be included in this article there are numerous names removed whose murders are likely related to their existence as transgender people. The important thing here is understanding how transphobia is more than an individual intent, but also a socialized norm and a systemic force.
There is a deep issue and I am not maki
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
#[Copa Do Brasil - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' CRB 0-1 Fortaleza EC
Match Info:
Date: August 04, 2021
Time: 16:30 (America/Bahia)
Venue: Estádio Rei Pelé
Recent form
CRB: LWLWW
Fortaleza EC: WWDWW
Lineups:
CRB - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Diogo Silva, Reginaldo, Gum, Caetano, Guilherme Romão, Jean Patrick, Marthã Fernando, Diego Torres, Renan Bressan, Jaja, Nicolas Careca
Substitutes: Ewerton, Ewerton Páscoa, Matheus Miguel, Darlisson Pereira, Calyson, Ewandro, Carlos Jatobá, Wesley, Erik, Claudinei, Junior Brandão, Alan James
Coach: Allan Aal
Fortaleza EC - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Marcelo Boeck, Tinga, Jackson, Titi, Yago Pikachu, Éderson, Ronald, Lucas Crispim, Felipe, Wellington Paulista, David
Substitutes: Felipe Alves, Daniel Guedes, Bruno Melo, Luiz Henrique, Edinho, Matheus Jussa, Matheus Vargas, Osvaldo, Romarinho, Igor Torres, Ángelo Henríquez, Robson
Coach: J. Vojvoda
Match Stats:
CRB | 0 - 1 | Fortaleza EC |
---|---|---|
52% | Ball Possession | 48% |
5 | Total Shots | 14 |
1 | Shots On Target | 9 |
2 | Shots Off Target | 4 |
2 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
4 | Shots Inside Box | 10 |
1 | Shots Outside Box | 4 |
3 | Corner Kicks | 1 |
2 | Offsides | 1 |
21 | Fouls | 17 |
3 | Yellow Cards | 2 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
7 | Goalkeeper Saves | 1 |
484 | Passes | 452 |
404 (83%) | Accurate Passes | 371 (82%) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
19' Yellow Card for Diego Fabián Torres (CRB)
31' Yellow Card for Éderson (Fortaleza EC)
45' GOAL! Scored by Wellington Paulista (Fortaleza EC)
48' Yellow Card for N. Careca (CRB)
65' Yellow Card for Felipe (Fortaleza EC)
66' Substitution: Calyson for Diego Fabián Torres (CRB)
66' Substitution for CRB
66' Substitution: Junior Brandao for N. Careca (CRB)
68' Yellow Card for Marthã (CRB)
73' Substitution: Robson for David (Fortaleza EC)
73' Substitution: Matheus Vargas for Felipe (Fortaleza EC)
76' Substitution: Ewandro for R. Bressan (CRB)
76' Substitution: Erik Roberto Silva do Nascimento for Jajá (CRB)
78' Substitution: Matheus Jussa for Éderson (Fortaleza EC)
84' Substitution: Osvaldo for Lucas Crispim (Fortaleza EC)
84' Substitution: Osvaldo for Wellington Paulista (Fortaleza EC)
90' Match whistled off
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... keep reading on reddit ➡I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
There hasn't been a post all year!
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