A list of puns related to "Dibër, Albania"
DOM Nikollë Kaçorri - 28.November.1912
He was born in 1862 in the village of Krejë, Lurë (now in Dibër municipality) to an catholic father and a muslim mother.
When he was 7 he was sent to the Jesuit school in Shkodra which he completes with excellent results.
He studied theology in Italy, being ordained as a Catholic priest. On his return to Albania in 1895, he began work as a parish priest in Durrës.
Father Kaçorri acquired, shared and published albanian literature all over Durrës (e.g Drita Journal By Shahin Kolonja which functioned as a Abetare).
He brought "Historia e Shqipërisë" (recently published in in Vienna at the time) to Durrës. He reprinted it in huge volumes and made sure it was readily available.
In the early years of the twentieth century, Kaçorri was increasingly involved in the nationalist movement, and was one of the organisers of an armed uprising in Kurbin, Krujë and Mirditë in 1905–07
In 1907, Kaçorri was a member of the nationalist Vllaznia (Brotherhood) society in Durrës and co-founded the Bashkimi (Unity) society in 1909.
In November 1908, he took part in the Congress of Manastir, as a delegatë from Durrës, which was held to decide on an Albanian alphabet.
In 1910, during an uprising in Kurbin in which he was involved, he was arrested by the Ottoman authorities for sedition and was sentenced four years in prison, though the sentence was soon reduced to 13 months. Father Kaçorri would send arms and supplies to albanian groups all over Albania. In one of those deliveries which where disguised as supplies for church services a letter was found with "Long live Kosova!"
In 1912 Kaçorri signed the declaration of independence and became Deputy Primeminister of Albania. He ordered Qemali to present and wave the national flag.
Kaçorri resigned in March 1913 after marked difference with Qemali.
His house in Durrës was burned down by the heinous traitor Haxhi Qamili. Father Kaçorri was on his hitlist. He migrated to Vienna where he continued to work for Albania's interest.
Father Kaçorri died of cancer on 29.05.1917 in Vienna
The communists erased him from history and ironically Enver Hoxha was portraying the heinous traitor Haxhi Qumili in a positive light.
In 1992 and the following years he received honors from Sali Berisha and Bamir Topi
In February of 2011 his remains returned to Durrës in the church of Saint Lucia.
Sources:
https://www.kultplus.com
... keep reading on reddit ➡Megathread-in dhe diskutimin e kaluar mbi procesin e votimit e gjeni këtu.
Pjesëmarrje: 46,31%. Vota të pavlefshme: 4,99%.
Ulëse agregate:
Sipas qarqeve:
Qarku | PS | PD-AN | LSI | PSD | Të tjera |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Tiranë | 48,67% (18) | 39,12% (15) | 6,00% (2) | 2,85% (1) | 3,26% (0) |
Fier | 52,77% (9) | 37,27% (6) | 7,10% (1) | 0,46% (0) | 2,40% (0) |
Durrës | 50,26% (8) | 41,45% (6) | 6,19% (0) | 0,43% (0) | 1,67% (0) |
Elbasan | 55,22% (8) | 37,06% (6) | 4,41% (0) | 0,38% (0) | 2,93% (0) |
Vlorë | 57,91% (8) | 31,52% (4) | 6,08% (0) | 0,60% (0) | 3,89% (0) |
Korçë | 48,90% (6) | 40,77% (5) | 6,85% (0) | 1,02% (0) | 2,46% (0) |
Shkodër | 28,11% (3) | 43,80% (5) | 9,37% (1) | 15,24% (2) | 3,48% (0) |
Berat | 56,00% (5) | 30,46% (2) | 11,10% (0) | 0,50% (0) | 1,94% (0) |
Lezhë | 38,03% (3) | 47,42% (4) | 10,34% (0) | 0,44% (0) | 3,77% (0) |
Dibër | 44,70% (2) | 45,13% (3) | 6,91% (0) | 0,70% (0) | 2,56% (0) |
Gjirokastër | 53,83% (3) | 30,66% (1) | 12,68% (0) | 1,16% (0) | 1,67% (0) |
Kukës | 35,84% (1) | 62,27% (2) | 0,17% (0) | 0,47% (0) | 1,25% (0) |
Këtu do të parashtrohen të reja nga procesi zgjedhor pas mbylljes së qendrave të votimit, pra nga procesi i numërimit dhe më tej.
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Mbaron numërimi i kutisë së parë në vend, që i përket një qendre votimi në bashkinë Pustec të qarkut Korçë.23:10
Kryetari i KQZ konfirmon se po përfundon procesi i transportimit të kutive nga qendrat e votimit te Komisionet Zonale të Administrimit të Zgjedhjeve. Numërimi i kutive pritet të ketë nisur në çdo KZAZ në orët e para të së hënës.02:52
Janë numëruar deri tani kutitë e 201 qendrave të votimit nga 5199. Vetëm në qarkun e Durrësit nuk ka nisur ende numërimi. Në këto kuti ka pasur 52973 vota, prej të cilave 2743 të pavlefshme.04:11
Kandidati për deputet Tom Doshi ka dhënë paraprakisht dorëheqje të parevokueshme nga gara, duke i kërkuar KQZ-së që ta zëvendësojë me personin tjetër në radhë nga subjekti i tij politik nëse fiton mandatin.09:25
Numërimi vijon normalisht në të gjitha qarqet. Janë numëruar deri tani kutitë e 1566 qendrave të votimit nga 5199. Në këto kuti ka pasur 458594 vota, prej të cilave 23478 të pavlefshme.11:30
Janë numëruar deri tani kutitë e 1872 qendrave të votimit nga 5199. Në këto kuti ka pasur 556856 vota, prej të cilave 28432 të pavlefshme.14:03
Janë numëruar deri tani kutitë e 2300 qendrave të votimit nga 5199.I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Këtu do të parashtrohen të reja nga procesi zgjedhor gjatë ditës së zgjedhjeve dhe më tej.
08:00
Pjesëmarrja në zgjedhje raportohet të jetë rreth 3,37%.09:00
Pjesëmarrja në zgjedhje raportohet të jetë rreth 8,03%.10:00
Pjesëmarrja në zgjedhje raportohet të jetë rreth 16,66%.11:00
Pjesëmarrja në zgjedhje raportohet të jetë rreth 20,81%.12:00
Pjesëmarrja në zgjedhje raportohet të jetë rreth 27,24%.13:00
Pjesëmarrja në zgjedhje raportohet të jetë rreth 31,52%.14:00
Pjesëmarrja në zgjedhje raportohet të jetë rreth 35,62%.15:00
Pjesëmarrja në zgjedhje raportohet të jetë rreth 38,60%.Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.