This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"

"I am", I said.

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A diamond extractor walks into a bar and orders a drink

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve miners here."

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