Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
For the past couple of years, I have been on minecraft server reddit communities such as this, looking for a small community based roleplay server that is sure to give you laughs and good times. And I am pleased to say that I have found this kind of server over the last few months.
Ironforge: Dawn of Althea is a civilization role-playing server.
The players get involved in founding settlements, engage in politics, economy, conflicts, and wars.
The server is slightly changed from vanilla - ores now generate accordingly in different biomes, tin can be found and together with copper, it can be crafted into bronze.
The nation me and My friends have founded is called the Merchant Republic of Deva Victrix. Currently we have 2 settlements, 1. The Capital Victria (A well built city with a Greco - Roman Market, Dockyard and villa residential areas fit for kings - 7 active citizens) 2. Tyranos (A up and coming town with 2 current citizens that is being built on an island just a few hundred blocks away from the capital itself, if you want to be a senior member in this town, now is your chance to do so!)
You can read more about our nation on our wiki page
Please dm me on reddit if you want to join up! several roles need tobe taken such as: General of the Army, General of the Navy, Head of Trade and resources aswell as Harbormaster and Brewer.
In order to stop trolls and hackers from joining our great community, the staff team has got an application system working.
If you do wish to be apart of our nation, please dm me and I will send you the application as well as other info about the server itself :)
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
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What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
