Dentist Visit Puns

A list of puns related to "Dentist Visit"

I had to reschedule a work meeting today to bring my son to the orthodontist. My coworker said she was thinking the same thing because she has to visit the dentist.

I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.

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👤︎ u/Promiscuous_D8a
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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When is the best time to visit the dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

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👤︎ u/Nebih
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?

Floss Vegas.

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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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I ask my dentist to use camouflaged enamel on my visits.

I’ve always been guilty of hiding my fillings.

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👤︎ u/lakerboy226
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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Why did the Queen visit the dentist?

To be crowned

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👤︎ u/littlelaurelleaf
📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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I've had whiskey dick when I drink too much. But recently I got painkillers after a visit to the dentist...

and I got poppycock. What nonsense is that!?

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3
📅︎ Oct 03 2014
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Dentist visit

Dad said this one to me today as I have a dentist appointment. "When you are sitting in the chair, don't forget to root for the canal."

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👤︎ u/suave84
📅︎ Dec 17 2013
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Once upon a time when I visited the dentist........

Doctor: What's the problem?

Me: I'm a moth.

Doctor: Excuse me?

Me: I'm a moth.

Doctor: Maybe you should see a psychiatrist not a dentist.

Me: I went to the psychiatrist about an hour ago.

Doctor: Then what are you doing here?

Me: Your light was on.

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👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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Kids both laughed, wife just sighed... my job is done

Our boys got bags with new toothbrushes and stuff from their dentist visit. Out oldest looked inside and said "hey, it cane with floss!"

Without looking up from the TV, I blurted out "that's floss-some".

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👤︎ u/confibulator
📅︎ Sep 29 2016
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I've been having this recurring dream...

... where this dentist visits me and reminds me that the proper toothbrush strokes involve "spinning right round, right round then you go down"

Fluo Rida

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👤︎ u/joeywithanr
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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A classic growing up

When's the best time to visit a dentist?

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👤︎ u/Rstates
📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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What is the best time to visit a dentist?

2:30

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👤︎ u/Allgen
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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What's that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?

Floss Vegas

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👤︎ u/iia
📅︎ Mar 01 2018
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When is the most popular time to visit the dentist?

2:30

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👤︎ u/umeltd
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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When's the best time to visit the dentist?

2:30

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👤︎ u/LastgenKeemstar
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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What is the best time to go to dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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👤︎ u/wampzi
📅︎ May 27 2020
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