A list of puns related to "Democracy In Pakistan"
Phil
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
You look for the fresh prints!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
That was the punchline
He said, βChange the batteries in your hearing aidβ.
As a matter of Texan pride; remember the Γ la mode.
Is llama bad?
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
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Or just a low ha? Donβt downvote me π₯Ίππ
She said:
I'm mature
I'm moral
I'm polite
And, by and large, I'm perfect
Don't know why she then accused me of having "a fundamental incapability to understand the proper use of apostrophes and spacing" though....
really only driven from time to time..
I know he means well.
Edit: Wow. Thanks for the awards, kind Reddit strangers!
..to find exactly 32 of them.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
With a cowculator!
HDMI
Every time I ask someone, they tell me "it's private."
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
But people in Abu Dhabi do.
And then you will all be sorry.
With a sea saw!
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
Because Dawn is tough on Greece!
βthank you for your cervix.β
Bob
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
...sails are going through the roof.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
It's a big step forward for her
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2.)
3.)
IM LIVID
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Because it'll blow his cover
The man says to the bartender β1 for me, and 1 for the roadβ
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
Or just a low ha?
With a sea-saw.
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