A list of puns related to "Delta Machinery"
The Delta Pro says it's normally priced at 1200 dollars, but is currently on sale for 500. Is that as good a value as it seems? And I'm trying to wrap my head around the Anycubic Predator, which says it's normally 700 and is on sale and ebay for 430. Is it really that much larger and fairly similar accuracy for substantially less money?
In Makersmuse's review of the Delta pro he mentions that the ecosystem is kind of restricted, but I don't hear anything mentioned about the Predator from any of the reviews I can find on that. Does that really matter or is just a minor annoyance that can be sidestepped?
I got this jointer from my wife's grandfather, and have no info on it. The model number is nowhere to be found, but there are part numbers on each of the large parts (nj220, nj200, nj205, etc, etc). I wanted to see if anyone on here may know anything about it, or may be able to point me toward a manual or anything. I have been searching, but can't find anything decisive.
Hi everyone, Bob here,
This is going to be part 2 of the series where we check out how things are lining up. I really feel like our wrinkles are coming together nicely with the DD we are independently doing, and arriving at very similar conclusions. In this chapter, We will be reviewing some choice DD and making some really neat connections.
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PS, get jacked, because this DD has been reviewed by some of the greatest wrinkly minds I know of before posting. Hope you learn something, and gain some wrinkles yourself - god knows we need βem.
I will be breaking this up into a couple posts because reddit is retarded - so retarded you cannot post over 40,000 characters per post. I guess they never anticipated the level of autism we could muster. π€·π½ββοΈ. I hope you enjoy the first part of this series.
In This Chapter:
Background: Omicron is the new variant of SARS-CoV-2 with a significant number of genetic changes that make it spread faster than delta, even through highly-vaccinated populations. In some areas, its doubling rate has been measured as 2-3 days which means we are likely headed to steeply increasing case counts. The CDC and the EU's CDC are both predicting large surges in caseload by Jan/Feb which may lead to hospital overwhelm once again.
While some news articles have pointed to it having a milder symptom profile, which would be welcome news, even if it hospitalized people at a significantly lower rate, we could still be looking at hospital overwhelm due to it spreading faster. And there is some good reason to think vaccines will hold much of their effectiveness at preventing hospitalization and death, the extent to which that is true will take time to determine. After all, infections take a while to turn into hospitalizations and death. So that's what's unknown.
What is known, and what has been known since day one, and what will not change no matter what variant comes around, is that N95's provide excellent protection for you as the wearer and for those around you, and that even surgical masks (those blue three-ply ones with the flaps) provide significantly better protection than cloth, and they are often distributed for free to any customer who wants them by big box stores. Hell, you could go to Fred Meyers, buy nothing because of the strike, and hurt their bottom line by taking a free mask! N95s are the kind of mask that doctors and people working in a COVID ward wear to protect themselves from patients. They've been wearing them for decades to prevent the spread of all sorts of infectious diseases because they simply work that well.
Messaging on masks from the government has been terrible. Early on in the pandemic people were urged not to buy N95s so there would be enough left over for hospitals. That is over now and there are so many N95s available
... keep reading on reddit β‘"Life will never go back to the way it was before Covid19" has been the rallying cry of the depressing since the pandemic began. It's followed with more doom and gloom theories like the idea that "masks don't work" and "vaccines don't work", etc.
There has been this idea that some Covid was a magical, mysterious new force that could evade all attempts to stop it.
But it's not. It's dangerous, sure, but it is just a virus. It isn't "trying to find a way around our immunity" or "going after certain populations". It isn't waiting for prayers to stop it. It's stupid. It's not even a life-form. It's a piece of biological machinery dependent entirely on the living to do anything at all. It's a gear...not the engine.
Masks slow it down, quarantine slow it down more, vaccines much more than that and so on. But to really go back to pre-covid19 days we would need not only vaccines, herd immunity and basic safety measures, but also a way to "Tamiflu" the virus if caught in the early days. All these steps together should bring us back to levels and severity more consistent with a typical flu season.
And if instead of regular covid shots along with our flu shots we could get a LIFETIME immunity, well that would just be a ridiculously good outcome.
Omicron is typically a milder version on an individual basis than other variants and while it is spreading too quickly to be safe to society at large, it will create a lot of herd immunity. With these two final pieces of news, hope is definitely on the horizon.
Edit: A little more information just because:
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#Picks Of The Week (by u/lefuniname)
####1. Bensley - Leaving / Debonair [mau5trap] Recommended if you like: Justin Hawkes, Camo & Krooked, Royalston
I might have a (not necessarily inaccurate) reputation to favour the danceable, heavier side of DnB here, but one thing that is at least just as high on my favourability scale are releases that manage to convey emotion effectively or are really creative in some way. This one managed to do both.
Little bit of backstory first. At my first Let It Roll, in 2017, I went to watch the DnB step championship tournament during the day and in one of the final rounds they used a track that was just so cool and so weird I just had to record it. That track was Slither by Bensley. Since I was still very much at the beginning of my neverending DnB journey, I had no idea who he was or what his story is, but what I did know was that this tune slapped. Still does, of course. However, his story begins much earlier.
Bensley, real name Peter Bennett, fake name Captain Canada, is a producer from Toronto, yes the one in Ontario, yes the one in Canada. With great inspirations like Charlie Parker, Paul Desmond from the Dave Brubeck Quartet and Grandpa Bennett himself, he played the big ol' saxophone not just a lot, but also so well that he apparently toured across Ontario and won a few awards for it. He was already dipping his feet into Dubstep production at one point, but when he attended his first music festival in 2011, the lik
... keep reading on reddit β‘As always the credit for the universe goes to Blue and a big thanks to fellow authors and beta readers. Enjoy! The links still don't want to work like they used to, apologies.
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Breathe in.
Step.
Secure footlock.
Breathe out.
Step.
Secure footlock.
Change the locking point of the harness.
Repeat.
Simon was in his element once more. The blackest darkness overhead, white alloy beneath his feet and a load of materiel in his hand.
'Only this time I'm not on a space station, but a rather beautiful brick going five times escape velocity. No big dealβ¦' He mused to himself, approaching another spot that Merid's computer highlighted as "structurally unstable.β In most of the cases he took care of during the last few hours it meant a weld of the outer layer of the ship's armor needed to be adjusted, or an external element was not secured properly.
As he crested the starboard side however, his eyes were met by something we wished to never see in his life.
"Visual on the component. It's not looking good, Cap'n." He reported, while his sensors ran over the jagged edges of the outer hull.
"We see it. Any idea what happened?" The concerned voice called over the radio.
"No, at least not as of yet. Let me take a closer look after the scan ends and I'll tell you more."
"Acknowledged. Just try to avoid damaging it more and don't compromise your suit. You're still a fair bit from the nearest airlock."
"Understood. Scan is still underway."
Simon used the optical zoom to see just exactly what went wrong. The exposed landing gear was still in fine shape, unlike the panel supposed to cover it. The metal door, supposed to be able to withstand multiple atmospheric re-rentries, meteor showers and burst laser fire, was bent outwards and shredded to pieces by some unknown source.
'Warning, unidentified objects detected. Identification underway,' flashed on his HUD inside the helmet. As he looked on, faint traces of Shil alloy, one not used in shipbuildin
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Within Agent Ramseyβs quarters aboard the apocalypse class battleship βRoad to Harmonyβ was an interactive holographic statue of an anime-esque girl in a typical βidolβ costume standing on a small mirrored stage.
Ramsey called her Clara.
On top of being cute and just generally fun to have around, Clara had the added benefit of keeping his quarters private from intrusion, since she made the aliens on board viscerally uncomfortable.
Ramsey bopped her affectionately on the head while closing the door behind him, a gesture that brought on a stream of adorably indignant chastisement, and threw himself into his computer chair.
A few minutes for routine security checks.
No bugs, electronic taps or digital software on his laptop that hadnβt been there before. Of course there wasnβt, even if espionage was the bread and butter of the galactic community, no one listened in on human comms.
No one.
He opened a secure channel.
Over the hiss of background static, a lone voice came by degrees into clarity.
β...ception of your reality, but what happens when those senses are fooled? By chemicals, or electronic hijack? How can you be so sure that what you see isβ¦β
βPink Panther reporting in, come in Central.β
He interrupted the never-ending stream of chatter to make his call.
β...does it really matter, what youβre doing? Does any of it matter if you arenβt ev- a colourblind genius sits in a black and white room.β
A more deliberate voice spoke over the soporific tones of the background noise.
βWhen they see a rainbow, do they learn anything new?β
Ramsey completed the other half of the cypher.
βPink Pantherβ¦β
Said the voice, now overriding the whispers entirely.
β...weβre getting some disturbing reports. Care to fill us in?β
βWellβ¦ it wasnβt my fault.β
There was a static laden sigh.
βPink Panther is this really the time?β
βYou canβt see it right now, but Iβm smiling.β
βThen cut it out. One of Earthβs top diplomats has been kidnapped by a bunch of underhive gang members and you apparently still have time to jerk us around.β
βSorry Centralβ¦ being around aliens all this time does things to you.β
Ramsey turned to Clara and winked, causing the holo to smother a fit of giggles.
βCaptain Farah has began deepsweeps into the hive, commando teams have landed but thereβsβ¦ wellβ¦ a lotΒ of hive down there, so I donβt think weβre going to get anywhere going door to door, especially
... keep reading on reddit β‘Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Mathematical puns makes me number
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
First of, this is NOT financial advice please trade at your own risk and as always anything I say is just my opinion that is it! I had wrote this post just a few hours ago so things might have changed however what Iβm providing is the most updated Data out there!!
No introduction, just going to keep this quick and simple. Now lets get to the fun part shall we?
So just a quick description of what the company does, Allied Healthcare Products Inc is a US-based company. It mainly manufactures a variety of respiratory products used in the healthcare industry in a wide range of hospital and alternate site settings, including sub-acute care facilities, home health care, and emergency medical care. The product line of the company includes respiratory anesthesia products, home respiratory care products, medical gas system construction products, medical gas system regulation devices, disposable oxygen, and specialty gas cylinders, portable suction equipment, trauma, and patient handling products, respiratory products, and others. The company markets its products under various brand names Timeter, Carbolime, Litholyme, Schuco, Chemetron, Oxequip, Lif-O-Gen, Gomco, and others. Very interesting so you know your ordinary business that sells medical machinery. They also seem to have a good management team and have a nice brand.
Now letβs gets to the short squeeze numbers!
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Float: 3,260,000 or 3.2M
Short Interest: 858,400 or 27%
Days to Cover: 1
Short Borrow Fee: 101%
Utilization: 99%
Short Shares Availability: 150,000
FINRA/Dark Pool Short Volume: 270,000 on 12/16/2021 which is yesterday and 303,000 on 12/15/2021 which is the day before.
Market Cap Micro: 38M
Volatility: (77%)
Insider Ownership: 2.30%
Institutional Ownership: 4.80%
RSI: 54
Forecast: $8
Failure to delivers: **300,000**
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So in terms of short squeeze possibility this looks very good if you ask me with a very high chance of squeezing hereβs whyβ¦..just to break it down,
( 3,260,000) Float Shares
(858,400) Short Interest
Now from those 858,400 shares either 1/3 will be returned, 1/2 will be returned, or maybe 8/10 will be returned. Who knows at the end o
... keep reading on reddit β‘He lost May
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Put it on my bill
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Background: Omicron is the new variant of SARS-CoV-2 with a significant number of genetic changes that make it spread faster than delta, even through highly-vaccinated populations. In some areas, its doubling rate has been measured as 2-3 days which means we are likely headed to steeply increasing case counts. The CDC and the EU's CDC are both predicting large surges in caseload by Jan/Feb which may lead to hospital overwhelm once again.
While some news articles have pointed to it having a milder symptom profile, which would be welcome news, even if it hospitalized people at a significantly lower rate, we could still be looking at hospital overwhelm due to it spreading faster. And there is some good reason to think vaccines will hold much of their effectiveness at preventing hospitalization and death, the extent to which that is true will take time to determine. After all, infections take a while to turn into hospitalizations and death. So that's what's unknown.
What is known, and what has been known since day one, and what will not change no matter what variant comes around, is that N95's provide excellent protection for you as the wearer and for those around you, and that even surgical masks (those blue three-ply ones with the flaps) provide significantly better protection than cloth, and they are often distributed for free to any customer who wants them by big box stores. N95s are the kind of mask that doctors and people working in a COVID ward wear to protect themselves from patients. They've been wearing them for decades to prevent the spread of all sorts of infectious diseases because they simply work that well.
Messaging on masks from the government has been terrible. Early on in the pandemic people were urged not to buy N95s so there would be enough left over for hospitals. That is over now and there are so many N95s available that factories [are shutting down for lack of demand](https://www.npr.org/2021/06/25/1009858893/u-s-companies-shifted-to
... keep reading on reddit β‘Background: Omicron is the new variant of SARS-CoV-2 with a significant number of genetic changes that make it spread faster than delta, even through highly-vaccinated populations. In some areas, its doubling rate has been measured as 2-3 days which means we are likely headed to steeply increasing case counts. The CDC and the EU's CDC are both predicting large surges in caseload by Jan/Feb which may lead to hospital overwhelm once again.
While some news articles have pointed to it having a milder symptom profile, which would be welcome news, even if it hospitalized people at a significantly lower rate, we could still be looking at hospital overwhelm due to it spreading faster. And there is some good reason to think vaccines will hold much of their effectiveness at preventing hospitalization and death, the extent to which that is true will take time to determine. After all, infections take a while to turn into hospitalizations and death. So that's what's unknown.
What is known, and what has been known since day one, and what will not change no matter what variant comes around, is that N95's provide excellent protection for you as the wearer and for those around you, and that even surgical masks (those blue three-ply ones with the flaps) provide significantly better protection than cloth, and they are often distributed for free to any customer who wants them by big box stores. N95s are the kind of mask that doctors and people working in a COVID ward wear to protect themselves from patients. They've been wearing them for decades to prevent the spread of all sorts of infectious diseases because they simply work that well.
Messaging on masks from the government has been terrible. Early on in the pandemic people were urged not to buy N95s so there would be enough left over for hospitals. That is over now and there are so many N95s available that factories [are shutting down for lack of demand](https://www.npr.org/2021/06/25/1009858893/u-s-companies-shifted-to
... keep reading on reddit β‘Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.