A list of puns related to "Deliver Your Children"
Santa Paws.
Bonus:
Who delivers presents to sharks?
Santa Jaws.
Who delivers presents to quadruplets?
Santa Fours.
Who delivers presents to children who need more housework?
Santa Chores.
Hope I didn't sleigh you with these, I know I should worry about the 'elf of everyone here. If these jokes are up your chimney, that soots me just fine. If you need to remember which fireplaces you've seen this year, remember to keep a log.
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