I'd have lots of doe.
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.
Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!
A male deer, its only one buck. A female deer is more expensive doe.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Who knew they could benchpress with those hooves
Nothing.
It’s on the house.
Doe-nuts.
How much does each one cost the deer?
One buck.
Deer testicles are usually under a buck!
Deer balls, cause they’re always under a buck.
Beer nuts are $1.47, deer nuts are under a buck.
Made this joke up in the 3rd grade (you can't tell by the pricing). I'm very old now. Still a winner.
I just made a quick twenty bucks.
The door opened and I said: "After you my dear". Her response: "Thank you my elk"!
It took me a while to realize it, but damn I'm proud.
Edit: Geez thanks for all the entertaining comments, I woke up to a plethora of notifications! I appreciate it everyone.
"Hey dad?"
"Yes dear?"
"Hey, im not a DEER!"
Caught me off guard so early in the morn. It was quick, and it was glorious. I need to step my game up before i lose my throne....
Fortunately, deer nuts are still under a buck.
All I can think is "Sure looks like they're having fawn"... but that sucks. So help please.
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Me: Hey look, venison burgers!
Her: Venison's deer isn't it?
Me: No it's only £1.50
Her: sigh
To my surprise he shrugged and said sure.
On Christmas Day, I excitedly tore open my gift box. To my anger and disappointment, it only contained 10 plastic toy pigs and deers.
“Daaaaaddd!!!!” I wailed in tears.
Dad gave me the biggest shit-eating grin and said “Well, I got you ten sows and bucks just like you asked.”
The deers balls their under a buck
Three statisticians go deer hunting. After some time passes, they come upon a buck.
The first shoots at it and misses by 30 yards to the right.
The second takes a shot and misses by 30 yards to the left.
The third jumps up and yells, “We got him! We got him!“
Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.
Deer testicles. They're under a buck!
Beer nuts are just over five dollars, deer nuts are only under a buck.
Beer nuts for sale $ 1:25 per bag Deer nuts under a Buck
Beer nuts are around $1.25 and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty, and deer nuts are always under a buck.
Deer balls, they're always under a buck.
Beer nuts are $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck
Deer balls because they’re under a buck.
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
My dad just told me this... :|
Beer nuts are $1.98, deer nuts are under a buck.
Beer Nuts are $1.39, and Deer Nuts are just under a buck.
Deer balls, they're under a buck!
Beer nuts cost 2.50 deer nuts are just under a buck.
Deer Balls...they're under a buck
Beer nuts are $2.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
Deer balls, they’re always under a buck
Deer balls, they're under a buck!
Deer Balls
Their under a buck.
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Deer balls cause they're under a buck.
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
