A list of puns related to "Dealing Card"
A patient bursts into a doctorβs office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later."
Son: Dad, I turn 16 in a few months and would really like a car for my birthday.
Father: Well son, Iβll make a deal with you. If you do three things for me, Iβll get you the car. First, you need to improve your grades. Second, I want you to see you in church every Sunday. And finally, I want you to cut your long hair.
A FEW MONTHS PASS
Son: Dad, next week is my birthday and Iβve done everything you asked. Can I get a car?
Father: I did notice you got straight Aβs on your report card and Iβve seen you at church every Sunday. But you didnβt cut you hair. I told you to cut your hair.
Son: I wanted to talk to you about that. In bible study I learned that Moses, John the Baptist, and Jesus all had long hair.
Father: Yes they did. And they walked everywhere they went.
My cousin just started his job at a dealership. I met him at the bar afterwork. Him and a couple of his friends were playing rummy when I arrived. It soon became his turn to shuffle and deal. After he dealt out the hands, he showed me his cards since I wasn't playing.
Cousin: "I dealt out a terrible hand."
Me: "That you did. Good thing you don't work at a dealership."
The dealer laments "this is exhausting" in reference to passing out cards.
Another friend: "Deal with it."
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