Deadly Desert Puns

A list of puns related to "Deadly Desert"

A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.

"Ma'am you son dried "

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👤︎ u/fighting_astronaut
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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My sister looked outside and asked "why does it look like it's going to rain?"

"Because it won't" (we live in a dry desert)

"Ugh, it's such a tease!"

I look her dead in the eye, the words burning on my lips

"Yes.... it's a driptease"

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👤︎ u/ramenmangaka
📅︎ Sep 25 2021
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