De 9 Puns

Because she was the Queen of De-Nile.

Told to me by my 9 year old.

1. My friend once told me she watched Regular Show all the time. I said, "I guess you could say you watch it regularly." We are not friends anymore. (True Story)

2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

3. I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning… But I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow!

4. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.

5. Why do eggs hate jokes? The answers always crack them up!

6. What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? "Hey, close the door! I'm dressing!"

7. Somebody stole all my lamps…. And I couldn't be more de-lighted!

8. I once met a pig that did karate… We called him Pork Chop!

9. Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

10. My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!

(Source For All Puns Except The First) https://bestlifeonline.com/bad-funny-puns/

1. What's a dentist's favorite time? Tooth-hurty!
2. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
3. I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
4. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. Wow, it was tense!
5. All my lamps are gone... and I couldn't be more de-lighted!
6. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
7. Chemists give the best advice, they've got all the solutions.
8. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
9. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
10. I had to make these bad science jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Did any of them make you laugh? Don't tell me no pun in ten did!