Order, order.
The 1st Department of Communities & Local Government Secretary's Questions of the Sixth government is now in order.
The Secretary of State for Communities & Local Government /u/Djenial, will be taking questions from the house.
The Shadow Communities & Local Government Secretary, /u/DrCaeserMD, may ask as many questions as they like.
MPs may ask 2 questions; and are allowed to ask another question in response to each answer they receive. (4 in total).
Non-MPs may ask 1 question and may ask one follow up question.
In the first instance, only the Secretary may respond to questions asked to them. 'Hear, hear.' and 'Rubbish!' are permitted, and are the only things permitted.
This session will close on Wednesday.
The schedule for Ministers Questions can be viewed on the spreadsheet.
With more and more Metaverse and NFT hype rolling out by the day, I wanted to share this with more people. It hasn't had many eyes yet.
I've said it for a while.
GameStop are making their own metagame universe and all their partners are invited.
My guess of what's happening is a metagame universe as a social platform where you can shop for anything like in Ready Player 1. You buy it there and the physical version arrives at your house, tied to NFT so you can wear it in the metaverse too.
That place to hang out becomes the login portal for games or watching VR things with friends or desktop games etc.. or a blockchain based stock market made by Loopring.
More:
> Instead of logging on Facebook to see what your friends are up to. Or Steam to invite a friend to play a game.
> You open a "game" on your computer that's a universe where you and your friends walk around to socialize and catch up. If you find a game you like you all hop in that portal inside the universe and it logs you in. Your ID is tied to the character you logged in as kind of thing.
> Now you tie NFT cosmetics to it and you can wear or drive cool shit around the universe (or games that support it) and even gamble the NFTs if that's your thing (CSGO knives anyone.) Or even blockchain based real estate in the universe.
> It's the entire economy inside the Digital world, that is tied to physical items through blockchain and NFTs
These guys just said they are actually doing at least something with that, mentioned metaverse specifically. and since that image now accept LRC to buy stuff at GameStop.
Gamestop are partnered with everyone, Nintendo, Sega, Funko, and Microsoft, even esports, Pokémon, and whatever they can interact with on a card table like [nft Legos](https://www.brickfanatics.c
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
Order, order
The first Department of Communities and Local Government Questions session of the eight government is now in order.
The Communities and Local Government Secretary, /u/Djenial, will be taking questions from the house.
The Shadow Communities and Local Government Secretary, /u/arsenimferme, may ask as many questions as they like.
MPs may ask 2 questions; and are allowed to ask another question in response to each answer they receive. (4 in total).
Non-MPs may ask 1 question and may ask one follow up question.
In the first instance, only the Secretary may respond to questions asked to them. 'Hear, hear.' and 'Rubbish!' are permitted, and are the only things permitted.
This session will close on Wednesday.
The schedule for Ministers Questions can be viewed on the spreadsheet.
I've said it for a while.
GameStop are making their own metagame universe and all their partners are invited. I'm gonna explain as much as I can now since more people are asking.
My guess of what's happening is a metagame universe as a social platform where you can shop for anything like in Ready Player 1. You buy it there and the physical version arrives at your house, tied to NFT so you can wear it in the metaverse too.
That place to hang out becomes the login portal for games or watching VR things with friends or desktop games etc.. or a blockchain based stock market made by Loopring.
More:
> Instead of logging on Facebook to see what your friends are up to. Or Steam to invite a friend to play a game.
> You open a "game" on your computer that's a universe where you and your friends walk around to socialize and catch up. If you find a game you like you all hop in that portal inside the universe and it logs you in. Your ID is tied to the character you logged in as kind of thing.
> Now you tie NFT cosmetics to it and you can wear or drive cool shit around the universe (or games that support it) and even gamble the NFTs if that's your thing (CSGO knives anyone.) Or even blockchain based real estate in the universe.
> It's the entire economy inside the Digital world, that is tied to physical items through blockchain and NFTs
These guys just said they are actually doing at least something with that, mentioned metaverse specifically. and since that image now accept LRC to buy stuff at GameStop.
Gamestop are partnered with everyone, Nintendo, Sega, Funko, and Microsoft, even esports, Pokémon, and whatever they can interact with on a card table like nft Legos or Magic the Gathering/Hasboro and [Atari NFT casinos](https://finance.yahoo.com/
... keep reading on reddit ➡A metagame universe (metaverse) is a virtual existence... let me elaborate.
Think of it as you log into your avatar, pick any metaverse your avatar is connected to, and go run around like it's WoW. The difference is, things you buy from nft/physical hybrid stores will be cosmetics you can wear on these worlds (or supporting games) and a real (physical) version can be delivered to your house upon request (or earning.)
You now are in an online based social hangout where you can easily transition between games/products all connected to the metaverse (think of them as decorated/themed portals that you run into to log in, (proxy environments if you will) as you've already logged into your avatar for credentials) or if the universe supports title releases you could go hang out at the gate with your friends for the launch/countdown event (sounds like an NFT giveaway to me.)
While you wait for your friends? Whip out your portable Gameboy and start playing an old game with its save state tied to NFT/blockchain and you could continue that game later on your switch after you load that state. (Or sell/trade it to someone else)
Got a long way to drive to get to the other game you want to play? Whip out your Lambo NFT to drive the shrewd there.
Maybe go visit the blockbuster to pick up an NFT movie to watch for the afternoon back at your meta-pad.
Then we get into the world of modding, or as you could word it. Publishing games that might not get published without the need of a game publisher.
Think of this, an at home modder/game developer wants to make a new game...
The current situation requires that person to join a company and give that idea away for scraps, or create a new game studio and try to be the corporate side of the thing to get it running.
With a correctly built metaverse you can change that completely. LUA programming, allow modders/devs to create portals for development. In that environment there's access to work for hire, other avatars in the universe with skills you need like 3d art or character rigging.
You (the dev) select through a list of artists products, find the one that fits your game and use it. Or if you want it customized work with that avatar to fit your art style. It's tied via NFT to
... keep reading on reddit ➡
