But only if you throw it hard enough
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
I tried okay
Now he’s just some bunny we used to know.
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Yes, but only if you throw it really hard and aim well.
Because I saw an Old Lang Sign.
Turns out she meant together.
They put his right arm in , he put his right arm out they put his left leg in, he put his left leg out..........
If a doctors kid eats an apple everyday, would he ever see his dad?
but dad jokes for 7 days makes one weak.
he had his back to the fuchsias.
But if you want to find inner peace, you need a Daily Llama
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
But in my experience, so does an air rifle
If you throw it hard enough...
IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH!
