Dawn Richardson Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

So has anyone heard of Fillmore because I've got a reboot idea for the show including putting several other Disney shows in it as a shared universe, inculding The Owl House and Amphibia as well as some other Disney shows which includes Star Vs The Forces of Evil.

Here's a full list of the Disney shows Fillmore would crossover within a shared universe. Also to the other shows it would be non canon:

1. The Ghost and Molly McGee
2. The Owl House
3. Amphibia
4. Big City Greens,
5. DuckTales (2017
6. ) Milo Murphy’s Law,
7. Star Vs The Forces of Evil,
8. Future-Worm,
9. The 7D,
10. Wander Over Yonder,
11. Gravity Falls,
12. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil,
13. Phineas and Ferb,
14. Lilo & Stitch The Series,
15. Brandy & Mr. Whiskers,
16. Teamo Supremo,
17. Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
18. Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series

Also to the other shows it would be non-canon to them.

What do you think?

Also you can see the enter oringial series on YT here

Also I've jotted down the entire voice actor cast list,formain, supporting, and guest roles.* - New character for the reboot.

Let me know what you think about the cast?

Main cast

1. Idris Elba or Rashon Fagan - Cornelius Fillmore
2. Danai Gurira - Ingrid Third
3. Horatio Sanz - Horatio Vallejo/Frobot Boy
4. Chris Hemsworth - Danny O'Farrell
5. Chris Evans - Booker Evans*
6. Chris Pratt - Andrew Pratt*
7. Mark Ruffalo - Mark Third*
8. Laren Tom - Karen Tehama
9. Danny Tamberelli - Joseph Anza
10. Randall Park - Peter Chestnut
11. Tom Holland - Darrel Holland*
12. Benedict Cumberbatch - Benedict Nicdenious*
13. Robert Downey Jr. - Robert Chestnut
14. Tom Hiddleston - Brad Parnassus
15. Anglea Bassett - Principal Dawn S. Folsom
16. Clark Gregg - Vice Principal Raycliff
17. Jeff Bennett - Narrator

Supporting

1. Djimon Hounsou - Librarian Hounsou
2. Eden Riegel - Maggie
3. Dave Bautista - Dave, Hector/Skate Lad
4. Chris Evans - Wayne Liggett, Captain Crandall
5. Brie Larson- Cheri Shotwell, Brenda/Rope Girl
6. Chris Pratt - Philsky
7. J. K. Simmons - Ford Pines
8. Brenda Song - Anne Boonchuy
9. Jim Rash - Gyro Gearloose
10. Zehra Fazal as General Yunan
11. David Tennant as Scrooge McDuck
12. Danny Pudi as Huey Duck
13. Ben Schwartz as Dewey Duck
14. Bobby Moynihan as Louie Duck
15. Kate Micucci as Webby Vanderquack
16. Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck
17. Beck Bennett as Launch

What's up my fellow Dans and non-Dans?

As a Philadelphia Dan, I've previously been forced to endure Adam Aron's presence in my city and I'm here to break the silence on how this man (slug) has been ruining everything he touches for years.

We're going to begin and end with a sports franchise that has been a proud pillar of history in National Basketball Association. I'm talking of course, about the Philadelphia 76ers. 🏀

The Greatest Active Basketball Player on Planet Earth

Adam Aron (who I will henceforth refer to by either "Slug Lord" or "AA") was born and raised in the city of Philadelphia. He assumed the role of CEO with the 76ers franchise after his purchasing group Apollo Global Management took a majority stake in the franchise in October of 2011. Slug Lord had a reputation for turning around "distressed" properties, and the then 59-year-old executive (who had apparently done little to no planning for his retirement) figured to have a good relationship with Sixers' fans given that he was a native to the City of Brotherly Love.

The NBA season typically starts in late October. Which is right around the time when Slug Lord's group purchased the franchise. HOWEVER, the 2011-2012 NBA season was shortened due to a player's union lockout where the striking players couldn't come to amicable terms with the NBA's head office. The 2011-2012 season actually started 2 months after AA's group took over, where the 76ers played their first game against the Portland Trail Blazers on 12/26/2011. This gave Slug Lord's stench just enough time to set in on the franchise before the season got into full swing.

He was relieved of his post as 76ers CEO in Late June, 2013.

\"Carnival barker\" sounds vaguely familiar

Slug Lord was only with the franchise for roughly 610 days before "resigning." However, the damage that he caused sent the team into a continued tailspin for the next half decade. He spent his 14,640 hours with the franchise trading away key players and hiring the wrong personale. He alienated fans (shareholders) and repeatedly made bad decisions.

Please take a moment to gaze in horror at the below table. This tracks the 76ers seasonal record from 2008 up until 2021. You may be familiar with a s

Do your worst!

This is one of my favorite poems, and I would love to share it with you all on this solstice eve. May the light return to shine brightly upon you and yours. Blessed Be.

Blessing for the Longest Night

All throughout these months

as the shadows

have lengthened,

this blessing has been

gathering itself,

making ready,

preparing for

this night.

It has practiced

walking in the dark,

traveling with

its eyes closed,

feeling its way

by memory

by touch

by the pull of the moon

even as it wanes.

So believe me

when I tell you

this blessing will

reach you

even if you

have not light enough

to read it;

it will find you

even though you cannot

see it coming.

You will know

the moment of its

arriving

by your release

of the breath

you have held

so long;

a loosening

of the clenching

in your hands,

of the clutch

around your heart;

a thinning

of the darkness

that had drawn itself

around you.

This blessing

does not mean

to take the night away

but it knows

its hidden roads,

knows the resting spots

along the path,

knows what it means

to travel

in the company

of a friend.

So when

this blessing comes,

take its hand.

Get up.

Set out on the road

you cannot see.

This is the night

when you can trust

that any direction

you go,

you will be walking

toward the dawn.

© Jan Richardson
(I do not know the photo credit, but if you do, please let me know and I will add it!)

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Quick recap of how I feel about this show: First episode was uneven and a bit choppy, needed a little more time to breathe. Last three episodes, great, flawed but overall I loved them.

After episode 4, I was really excited to watch this one. I was pumped to see what Celine Song was going to bring to the table as a writer (and you can see her intelligence even when the episode isn't working), to see Tar Valon and get some White Tower politics, crucial Whitecloak/Perrin/Egwene scenes, hopefully more excellent Mat/Rand stuff, how the "Blood Calls Blood" reference of the episode title would play out... but I was a bit let down.

This was kind of a weak episode, I have to say. A budget breather, maybe? Other than Tar Valon, everything felt reined in on this one. I thought for sure we were gonna get some dream world connection to the "Blood Calls Blood" in the books. As it stands, I guess it was referencing the Perrin/wolf and Stepin stuff, which is a really odd choice and disappointing. They should have called the episode "Stepin/wolf." I liked the brief glimpse of Padan Fain (which Mat or Rand seemed to see but I guess didn't?) but for this episode to be called "Blood Calls Blood" and not really connect in any real way to what that means in the books--kind of a cruel tease.

I hate to say it because I am really fond of Salli Richardson Whitfield but her direction did not feel comfortable and confident in what it was trying to do here. And it's understandable, this was her first go at directing a very different show than she has done in the past. But this direction felt like a big drop-off in quality from the past 3 episodes. I am hoping that the next episode Salli is in her groove and it works better. Also the start of the episode with the 1 month jump was strange because they tried to do things to show time had passed but at the same time it kind of felt like they were trying to show us that we hadn't missed anything important because everyone was pretty much how we left them in the last episode, even Mat, whose dagger sickness escalation apparently leveled off or something. The whole thing just felt a bit off-kilter, which unfortunately messed up the Tar Valon reveal.

And they might have bit off more than they can chew with Tar Valon. It didn't feel like the book's description, and that's ok, but we didn't really get the bridges or Ogier architecture and the show didn't really sell us much awe from the E5 seeing it, and this is the first time they've seen

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Christopher Walken

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

I know this is still a long shot, but it's worth thinking over especially when all three pacers are now in the 30s (late 20s for Cummins) on who will replace them in the future. There have been short-term fill-ins every summer whether due to fatigue or injuries, but none of them seem capable of taking over from them once the big three paceman's time Australian colours dawns.

In regards to predictions, I reckon Starc or Hazelwood would retire in the mid-30s, while Cummins could get an extended run due to his added leadership responsibilities (potential captain) for another couple of seasons.

Players that seem likely to replace them in my opinion are:

• Riley Meredith - has solid pace and is capped in limited over for Australia, seen making waves in the domestic circuits, BBL and IPL (to an extent). Can be equipped for a white ball full-time feature
• Will Sunderland - has potential, needs more backing and guidance if he features for Australia's senior squad. Already has solid stats in State and featured for Australia U19s
• Jhye Richardson - Had a breakthrough summer in 2018/19, especially when dismissing Kohli thrice in the 3 ODI against India. Although injuries have put that run into a halt, hopefully he gets more chances for Australia this summer.
• Cameron Green - Already Australia's fourth pace option in the test squad, but he hasn't picket up a wicket yet in Aussie colours. His role is mostly seen as a middle order batsmen in the test squad, however if get some wickets he can take off some burden on the bowling unit.

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It was about a weak back.

You take away their little brooms

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

So has anyone heard of Fillmore because I've got a reboot idea for the show including putting several other Disney shows in it as a shared universe, inculding The Owl House and Amphibia as well as some other Disney shows.

Here's a full list of the Disney shows Fillmore would crossover with in a shared universe: Wander Over Yonder, Milo Murphy’s Law, Phineas and Ferb, The 7D, Star Vs The Forces of Evil, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, The Owl House, Big City Greens Lilo & Stitch, Amphibia, Gravity Falls, Teamo Supremo, The Ghost and Molly McGee, Future-Worm and DuckTales (2017)

Also to the other shows it would be non-canon to them.

What do you think?

Also you can see the enter oringial series on YT here

Also here’s the voice actor cast list. * - New character for the reboot.

Let me know what you think about the cast?

Main cast

Idris Elba or Rashon Fagan - Cornelius Fillmore

Danai Gurira - Ingrid Third

Horatio Sanz - Horatio Vallejo/Frobot Boy

Chris Hemsworth - Danny O'Farrell

Chris Evans - Booker Evans*

Chris Pratt - Andrew Pratt*

Mark Ruffalo - Mark Third*

Laren Tom - Karen Tehama

Danny Tamberelli - Joseph Anza

Randall Park - Peter Chestnut

Tom Holland - Darrel Holland*

Benedict Cumberbatch - Benedict Nicdenious*

Robert Downey Jr. - Robert Chestnut

Tom Hiddleston - Brad Parnassus

Anglea Bassett - Principal Dawn S. Folsom

Clark Gregg - Vice Principal Raycliff

Jeff Bennett - Narrator

Supporting

Djimon Hounsou - Librarian Hounsou

Eden Riegel - Maggie

Dave Bautista - Dave, Hector/Skate Lad

Chris Evans - Wayne Liggett, Captain Crandall

Brie Larson- Cheri Shotwell, Brenda/Rope Girl

Chris Pratt - Philsky

J. K. Simmons - Ford Pines

Brenda Song - Anne Boonchuy

Jim Rash - Gyro Gearloose

Zehra Fazal as General Yunan

David Tennant as Scrooge McDuck

Danny Pudi as Huey Duck

Ben Schwartz as Dewey Duck

Bobby Moynihan as Louie Duck

Kate Micucci as Webby Vanderquack

Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck

Beck Bennett as Launchpad McQuack, Wade, Budd

Michael B. Jordan - Chris Calico/N’Jadaka

Toks Olagundoye as Mrs. Beakley

Paget Brewster as Della Duck

Margo Martindale as Ma Beagle

Lin-Manuel Miranda as Fenton Crackshell Cabrera/Gizmoduck

Paul F. Tompkins as Gladstone Gander

Scarlet Johansson as Goldie O'Gilt

Eric Bauza as Beagle Boys

Catherine Tate as Magica De Spell

Keith Ferguson as Flintheart Glomg