A list of puns related to "David Leestma"
Do your worst!
"You Go, Girl" Day "You Go, Girl" Day celebrates women who break down gender barriers and stereotypes, and those who become the first of their gender to accomplish something in a field. More specifically, the day celebrates Kathryn Dwyer Sullivan, who became the first American woman to walk in space, in 1984. "You Go, Girl" Day is celebrated on the anniversary of her spacewalk. Kathryn Dwyer Sullivan was born in Paterson, New Jersey, in 1951. She graduated from Taft High School in Woodland Hills, California, in 1969, and went on to earn a bachelor of science degree in Earth Sciences at the University of California, Santa Cruz, in 1973. She attained a Ph.D. in geology from Dalhousie University in Halifax, Nova Scotia, in 1978. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) selected her in January 1978, and she became an astronaut in August 1979. She took part in three space missions during her 14 years with NASA and clocked over 532 hours in space. Her first mission, STS-41-G, took place from October 5-13, 1984. The seven-person crew aboard Space Shuttle Challenger deployed a satellite, conducted scientific observations of the Earth, and did in-cabin experiments. On October 11, 1984, Sullivan and Commander David Leestma took part in a three-and-a-half hour satellite refueling demonstration. This was the first time a woman participated in an extravehicular activity (EVA). During this mission, the astronauts orbited the Earth 132 times in about 197.5 hours. Sullivan participated in two more space missions. STS-31 took place from April 24-29, 1990, on Space Shuttle Discovery. The crew deployed the Hubble Space Telescope and conducted experiments and observations. STS-45 took place from March 24-April 2, 1992, aboard Space Shuttle Atlantis. The crew used the Atmospheric Laboratory for Applications and Science, which contained 12 experiments used to study the Earth's atmosphere. After leaving NASA in 1993, Sullivan was appointed as Chief Scientist at the National Oc
... keep reading on reddit β‘For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
βBOOMβ?!
Because his Visa didnβt work.
"That's what they're fighting about."
free
A happy Uncle.....
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