How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ Apr 29 2021
So Will Smith will smith
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Whatβs something they called Bruce Lee before and after he died?
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︎ May 11 2021
Why did Bruce Lee get scared by his cousin from Sudan? Because cousin SudanLee appeared out of nowhere.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What's a knife smith's favorite beverage?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
How come there are so many people named βSmithβ and βJonesβ in the phone book?
Because they all have phones.
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︎ May 02 2021
My friend David had his ID stolen.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Today I learned that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Doctor: "Relax David, It's just a small surgery. Don't panic!!"
Me: "But my name isn't David."
Doctor: "I know, I'm David."
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︎ Mar 01 2021
David Beckhamβs son arrived for football training.
He asked the coach, βWhat number shirt am I?β
The coach said βWear four out there, Romeoβ.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
my grandfather said this today on the dinner table and i was the only one that found it hilarious for no reason at all
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
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︎ Apr 30 2021
The cast of βFriendsβ got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Doctor: Calm down, David. This is a very simple procedure.
Me: Iβm not David.
Doctor: I know. Iβm David.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith
but for the life of me I can't remember the name of his other leg.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
My friends asked me to stop singing Modern Love by David Bowie
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I figured out the secret chord that David played!
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︎ Mar 21 2021
A little known fact was that Bruce Lee came very close to being the spokesman for Burger King.
He really loved the whap-pa!
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︎ Mar 28 2021
David Bowie starred in the film labyrinth
As a kid I thought this film was aMAZEing
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︎ Apr 19 2021
This is real lee getting out of hand
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What was Bruce Leeβs favourite drink?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
My friend David lost his ID today
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Li'l Smith.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What do you get when David fights Robin hood?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
βItβs a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoffβ, said the bartender.
βJust call me Hoffβ, he replied.
βSureβ, said the bartender, βno hassleβ.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
When I open the fridge after a long day at work only to find water, milk and juice, I start to feel like David Gilmour.
"How I wish... How I wish you were beer."
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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︎ May 08 2020
What's Bruce Lee's favorite Drink?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
A Harper Lee novel on trial refused to open up about their case case, but was still judged by it's cover.
Moral of the story... Don't kill animals.
Edit: remove one case
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What does Bruce Lee drink?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Do you know what Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother is called?
Brocco Lee
I'll see myself out.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ Jan 26 2021
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ May 07 2021
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
How do you catch Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Interesting fact, Bruce Lee has a vegan brother
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;
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︎ Jun 27 2020
My friend David lost his ID,
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︎ Jan 12 2021
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Easy. Just look for fresh prints.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
How do you find Will Smith in snow?
You look for the fresh prints
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︎ Nov 17 2020
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?
You follow the fresh prints
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︎ Oct 07 2020
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