How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
What’s something they called Bruce Lee before and after he died?
Why did Bruce Lee get scared by his cousin from Sudan? Because cousin SudanLee appeared out of nowhere.
What's a knife smith's favorite beverage?
How come there are so many people named “Smith” and “Jones” in the phone book?
Because they all have phones.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
Today I learned that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.
Doctor: "Relax David, It's just a small surgery. Don't panic!!"
Me: "But my name isn't David."
Doctor: "I know, I'm David."
David Beckham’s son arrived for football training.
He asked the coach, “What number shirt am I?”
The coach said “Wear four out there, Romeo”.
my grandfather said this today on the dinner table and i was the only one that found it hilarious for no reason at all
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
Doctor: Calm down, David. This is a very simple procedure.
Me: I’m not David.
Doctor: I know. I’m David.
I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith
but for the life of me I can't remember the name of his other leg.
My friends asked me to stop singing Modern Love by David Bowie
I figured out the secret chord that David played!
A little known fact was that Bruce Lee came very close to being the spokesman for Burger King.
He really loved the whap-pa!
David Bowie starred in the film labyrinth
As a kid I thought this film was aMAZEing
This is real lee getting out of hand
What was Bruce Lee’s favourite drink?
My friend David lost his ID today
What do you get when David fights Robin hood?
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
“It’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff”, he replied.
“Sure”, said the bartender, “no hassle”.
When I open the fridge after a long day at work only to find water, milk and juice, I start to feel like David Gilmour.
"How I wish... How I wish you were beer."
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
What's Bruce Lee's favorite Drink?
A Harper Lee novel on trial refused to open up about their case case, but was still judged by it's cover.
Moral of the story... Don't kill animals.
Edit: remove one case
What does Bruce Lee drink?
Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
Do you know what Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother is called?
Brocco Lee
I'll see myself out.
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
How do you catch Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints
Interesting fact, Bruce Lee has a vegan brother
Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;
My friend David lost his ID,
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Easy. Just look for fresh prints.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you find Will Smith in snow?
You look for the fresh prints
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?
You follow the fresh prints
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