Bonjour, y'all! Inspired by somebody who did all the American President's children, I have compiled a list for all my fellow Canucks. Took me way too long, and I am working on one for American Secretaries of State (including acting) and Tresury Secretaries as I also am fascinated by American history.
John Alexander MacDonald, Sr.
With wife Isabella Clark
John MacDonald, Jr. born August 1847 - September 1848
Hugh John MacDonald born March 13, 1850 - March 29, 1929
With Susan Agnes Bernard (went by Agnes)
Mary Margaret Theodora MacDonald (nn Baboo) born 1869 - 1933
Alexander Mackenzie
With wife Helen Neil
Mary Mackenzie June 25, 1846 - May 29, 1847
Mary Mackenzie born August 25, 1848 - May 9, 1920
William Mackenzie born April 3, 1850 - August 29, 1850
John Joseph Caldwell Abbott
With spouse Mary Martha Bethune
Frances Maria Abbott (nn Frankie) born June 17, 1850 - September 11, 1925
John Betham Abbott (nn Jack) born December 23, 1852 - 1930
William Abbott born c. 1853 - October 23, 1930
Mary Isabella Abbott (nn Minnie) born July 18, 1855 - July 8, 1932
Henry Abbott (nn Harry) born October 5, 1857 - March 5, 1898
Charles Alfred Abbott born c. 1859 - 1859
Arthur Edward Abbott born January 20, 1863 - March 7, 1944
Alice Elizabeth Abbott born c. 1860 - 1945
Harriet Ann Abbott born April 25, 1867 - August 29, 1955
John Sparrow David Thompson
With Annie E. Affleck
Annie Thompson unknown - unknown (died at 1)
David Thompson unknown - unknown (died at 2)
John Thomas Connelly Thompson born October 23, 1872 - 1952
Jospeh A. Thompson born August 6, 1874 - October 19, 1935
Mary Aloysia Thompson (nn Babe) born March 22, 1876 - June 13, 1917
Mary Helena Thompson born March 29, 1878 - around September 26, 1944
Frances Alice Thompson (nn Frankie) born around December 1881 - unknown
Two more died in infancy
Mackenzie Bowell
With wife Harriet Bowell
Louisa Mahameh Bowell born 1848 - 1919
Caroline Harriet Bowell (nn Carrie) born May 22, 1851 - January 1, 1939
Elizabeth Nancy Bowell born October 6, 1852 - July 12, 1854
George McKenzie Bowell born April 23, 1855 - July 23, 1855
John Moore Bowell born October 1, 1856 - June 9, 1927
Evalyn Margaret Bowell born February 9, 1859 - July 2, 1944
Anna Mary Bowell born May 15, 1861 - October 11, 1865
Alice Maud Bowell born July 14, 1865 - August 2, 1865
Charles James Bowell born September 23, 1867 - May 6, 1921
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... keep reading on reddit ➡Anyone care to help develop a thread with me? I want to make a realistic list of transfer targets, to help inspire people’s realistic English Football League careers. This thread, will mainly be aimed at clubs in the championship, or on verge of promotion from league one, as anything bellow that should realistic rely on free transfers, loans, and no fee swap deals.
I will also be adding your suggestions to a list, at the bottom of the tread.
I’ve defined 3 distinct tiers with some example criteria bellow.
Tier 1 - Newly promoted Premiership clubs:
- Target top performers in the championship.
- Target top performers in Scottish Premiership.
- Target top performers, from lesser European leagues (Belgium, Norway, Romania, Sweden, Ukraine)
Tier 2 - An established Championship club targeting playoffs:
- Target teams that have achieved promotion within the past 3 years. (Fulham, Leeds United, Sheffield United, WBA, Wolves)
- Target top starting XI players, from clubs that are not fighting for promotion in the championship.
- Target players who played regularly in the EFL Championship, but have become underused subs/reserves in the Premiership.
- Players who are top performers in the Scottish Premier League (unless starting XI for Celtic)
- Loaning promising youth players, from clubs in the top half of the Premiership table.
Tier 3 - Championship club building for the future or League One club with considerable financial backing and promotion contenders:
- Promising players/top performers from EFL One and Two
- Promising youth players to loan, from clubs in the bottom half of Premiership table.
Tier 4 - Majority of League One
- Target experienced league two players
- Loan Premiership youth players in addition to any reserve players from Championship, subs from EFL one, SPL, and any from EFL two.
- Must ensure a positive profit/loss balance is maintained on all transfers at end of season (otherwise 1 year transfer embargo).
Tier 5 - Majority of League Two:
- Not aloud to buy any players from other teams.
- Rely primarily on the free agents market.
- Can make swap deals if there js no transfer fee.
- Can make loans from teams in EFL One and Championship youth players)
Below is a list, combined based on your feedback.
#Tier 3 Players:
STRIKERS:
- Luke Jephcott (Plymouth)
- Cauley Woodrow (Barnsley)
- James Scott (Hull)
- Siriki Dembélé (Peterborough)
- Chris Martin (Bristol City)
- James Wilson (Salford)
- Jordan Rhode
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
And then you will all be sorry.
Now it’s syncing.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
“thank you for your cervix.”
Made me smile
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Wookie mistake.
