My friend David had his ID stolen.
My college roommate, Anthony, was really into Italian food and Jamaican music.
We called him Reggae Tony.
Doctor: "Relax David, It's just a small surgery. Don't panic!!"
Me: "But my name isn't David."
Doctor: "I know, I'm David."
David Beckham’s son arrived for football training.
He asked the coach, “What number shirt am I?”
The coach said “Wear four out there, Romeo”.
The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
Doctor: Calm down, David. This is a very simple procedure.
Me: I’m not David.
Doctor: I know. I’m David.
My friends asked me to stop singing Modern Love by David Bowie
I figured out the secret chord that David played!
Anyone here ever read Anthony bourdains biography on becoming a chef?
David Bowie starred in the film labyrinth
As a kid I thought this film was aMAZEing
My friend David lost his ID today
What do you get when David fights Robin hood?
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
“It’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff”, he replied.
“Sure”, said the bartender, “no hassle”.
When I open the fridge after a long day at work only to find water, milk and juice, I start to feel like David Gilmour.
"How I wish... How I wish you were beer."
Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
What type of phone does David Berkowitz use?
"What’s your name, son?"
The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
Craig David has volunteered to help out at the next Olympics, he has been assigned to Archery...
He said “He’s delighted to be the bo selecta”
I found out that my salary from starring in porn movies was going to David Hasselhoff...
All my hard work was going to pay Hoff.
Someone stole my friend David's ID
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
What do you call a buff Italian man named Anthony?
Rig-a-toni
(Thought of this a while ago while at the gym, had a chuckle)
It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
In a recent interview with David Draiman a reporter commented on his remarkable quarantine weight gain.
Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."
My name’s David, but my Chinese friends call me Dawei.
I guess that’s just dawei it is.
What do French chickens eat?
Bock-bock-bock-baguettes!
What do you call a magician that fondles his assistants?
Breaking news: Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
“It’s a little fit bunny.”
I finally figured out why David Hasselhoff changed his name to The Hoff.
What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?
My friend David lost his ID,
I Figured out the secret chord that David played!
Doctor: Relax, David. It’s just a small surgery, don’t panic.
Me: my name isn’t David.
Doctor: I know. I’m David.
My friend David lost his ID during a trip.
My mate David had his ID stolen...
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
My buddy David has his ID stolen
My buddy David had his ID stolen.
My friend David lost his ID.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Now we just call him Dav.
I refer to David Hasselhoff as "The Hoff"
My friend David lost his ID...
David Hasselhoff has started to refer to himself as Hoff.
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