I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
It’s my birthday today and no party is planned due to pandemic. And my daughter said this to cheer me up.
“You will have your cake and eat it too.”
PS: this is the best gift I can get today.
My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The guy said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars.
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday
I told her she will get it if she gets good grades, does her chores or follows the house rules.
Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone because it's either my way or the Huawei.
A Father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new purse for her birthday.
She replied “Thanks for the Baghdad”
Our daughter asked for a Frozen birthday cake...
So we bought her an ice cream one.
My daughter received $46 cash in a birthday card
She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.
She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.
My daughter gave me a handful of rocks for my birthday...
They have deep sedimental value to me.
What do you do for your daughter's birthday?
My daughter said the only thing she wants for her birthday this year is “Pokémon Sword”
Proud dad moment... my 8yo daughter secretly made me a birthday card yesterday after I put her to bed
What did the grape say to MisterB78?
You’re such a grape dad!
Dad wishing his daughter a happy birthday on Facebook
http://i.imgur.com/1Fm2ojr.jpg
My daughter asked for a Cinderella themed birthday party,..
So I made her and friends mop the floor and do the dishes.
It was my daughter's 8th birthday party today
She asked me if it was present time, I told her it is always present time. She was lost.
Felt the need to share
Dad: "I'm getting you a car for your birthday" - Daughter: "Nothing would please me more, daddy!"
Dad: Gets her nothing instead
Me: "We need to find a place for our daughter's birthday toys." Wife: "What about our wardrobe?"
Me: "No, that can stay where it is."
Out to a nice restaurant for my daughter's birthday when the waitress asked how my crem brulet is.
"Tastes like someone cooked it with a blowtorch"
It's my daughter's birthday today...
...so I wrapped up some batteries, with a note saying, "Toys not included!"
Dadjoked my daughter's third birthday
My wife and I bought our daughter two different tents for her birthday, which was yesterday. One is for camping and one is for indoor play. She asked, "Why two tents, Daddy?" I replied, ""Oh, work has me stressed out."
It was my daughter's birthday this weekend
Whenever she unwrapped up a present that was inside some sort of nondescript box "Oh wow! A box!! Just what you've always wanted"
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..
.. just so glad She's now finally Independent.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she can have one if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone because
It's my way, or the Huawei
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday.
The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...
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