Pretty good acting, and pretty interesting stories. Check out if you can.
He's been on the tip of my tongue for while now please help. He's a b-lister for sure.
Update: I'm not trolling. Not skinny like Michael Cera or Jesse Eisenberg.
Evan Jones or Randall Tex Cobb like brute face with a dark brown or black haired curly medium length hair.
Update 2: He is medium build even slightly buff. Please quit suggesting skeletors and vegans.
Update 3: he doesnt have a brent hinckley smooshed hotdog skinny head. More like a minecraft cinder block square head.
Update 4: I am finishing up work right now. I will make a list of who its not tonight. Its definitely not badger from breaking bad but the head shape is like that as well as the dumb face.
Update 5: people he is not:
John C. Reilly
Jake Johnson
TJ Miller
Ike Barinholtz
Taran Killam
Donnie Wahlberg
Will Ferrell
Vince Vieluf
Jesse Plemons
Jay Baruchel
Mark Ruffalo
Vince Vaughn
Richard Simmons
Ronald McDonald
Jesse Eisenberg/Michael Cera
Dirt Nasty
Andy Samberg
David Koechner
Brenden Fraser
John C. Mcginley
Rob Schneider
Carrot Top
John Leguizamo
Kevin Dillon
Brendan Sexton III
Joshua Jackson
Seth Rogen
Howie Mandel
Bobby Cannavale
Rory Cochrane
Geoffrey Arend
Simon Amstell
Jason Biggs
Michael Rappaport
Guillermo Diaz
Pauly Shore
Chris O'Dowd
Ben Schwartz
Andy Samberg
Bobby Moynihan
Josh Gad
Adrian Grenier
Ken Marino
Ethan Embry
Matt Jones
Garrett Hedlund
Dax Shepard
Edward Burns
Zach Galifinakis
Steve Zahn
Andrew Keegan
James Franco
Diedrich Bader
Adam Devine
Rob Mcelhenney
Jemaine Clement
Flea
Norm MacDonald
Jonah Hill
Troy Gentile
Curtis Armstrong
Adam Herschman
Clark Duke
Jason Clarke
Vincent D'onofrio
Chris Morris
Michael Ian Black
Danny Mcbride
Jeff Ross
Ethan Suplee
Adam Sandler
Dan Fogler
Chris Marquette
Aaron Himmelstein
Giovanni Ribisi
Evan Jones
Frank grilo
David krumholtz
David masterson
Kevin Corrigan
Colm Meany
James Roday
Chris D'elia
Samm Levine
Ike barinholtz
Billy Crystal
David Walton
Dash Mihok
Dan Petronijevik
Lee Evans
Peter MacNicol
Steve Guttenberg
French Stewart
Nick Jonas
Trace Talbot
Nick Swardson
Marv from Home Alone
Randall Tex Cobb
Update 6: I've checked and responded to just about every comment. If the correct answer doesnt materialize by morning I am going to gild the first Randall Tex Cobb and Evan Jones response on the thread and call it a day. It still feels like an itch I can't scratch but it is what it is.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
