A list of puns related to "Darla Records"
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Hello! Please refer to the imgur link. My 3 year old female hound mix has had hip and knee problems since she was a puppy. We knew surgery would be in her future, but found a supplement that keeps her happy. This weekend her knee dislocated and we called her vet, who didnβt have time to see her. I want to enroll in insurance before we get a diagnosis. Will the entries in her record (in the imgur link) make the insurance company consider any knee problems a preexisting condition? Thank you in advance!
In 1988, My Bloody Valentine released a little record called Isn't Anything which heralded a shift in the UK music landscape from frumpy navel-gazing new wave into something noisier and more psychedelic. The new bands that emerged in the wake of Isn't Anything focused less on the pretty boy front men and flowery lyrics and more on a wall of sound built on layers of guitar effects.
The term "shoegazing" was coined by a Sounds magazine writer in a review of a live show by the band Moose, whose singer had taped his lyrics on the floor and therefore appeared to be staring at his shoes the entire time. The term stuck because so many other bands tended to stare down at their guitar pedals during live shows.
Bands like Ride, Lush, Swervedriver, Curve and of course My Bloody Valentine epitomized the sound. They all experienced a decent amount of success in the UK and even started to make some headway in the US. By the mid 90s, however, Brit-pop in the UK and grunge in the US steamrolled over the movement, relegating many great bands to the cut out bins. Maybe they should have looked up from their shoes.
But the movement and sound never really went away. Instead, it evolved, incorporating more electronic and spacey elements. The shoegaze sound took root in the US and indie labels like Darla Records put out some mighty fine records by some lesser known shoegazing bands. Of particular note was their "Blissed Out" series, which ran from 1996-2004. So spark up a spliff, turn on your lava lamp, crank the volume, and set the controls for the heart of the sun. It's time to blast off.
Japancakes- Handguns and Firearms
The Cat's Miaow - If Things Had Been Different
American Analog Set - Late One Sunday
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... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
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