I saw him and Chris Hughes came to mind first. I forgot he was also Aiden Jennings.
🏟 Venue: Anfield | Liverpool
🗣 Referee: David Coote
💻 VAR: Sian Massey-Ellis
⏰ Kick Off: 14:00 | UK Time
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Liverpool Starting XI: Kelleher; Bradley, Konate, Van Dijk, Robertson; Fabinho, Morton, Dixon-Bonner; Gordon, Jones, Woltman.
Subs: Adrian, Firmino, Minamino, Tsimikas, Matip, Mabaya, Norris, Balagizi, Frauendorf.
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Shrewsbury Starting XI: Marosi; Bennett, Pennington, Ebanks-Landell, Nurse, Ogbeta; Vela, Davis, Leahy; Bowman, Udoh.
Subs: Pierre, Cosgrove, Burgoyne, Pyke, Bloxham, Caton, Daniels, Craig, Janneh.
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We're underway at Anfield!
⚽️ GOAL! Daniel Udoh puts the Shrews ahead at Anfield and mugs off Ronaldo in the process! (0-1)
⚽️ GOAL! Kaide Gordon with the equaliser for the Redmen! (1-1)
⚽️ GOAL! Fabinho from the spot! (1-2)
⚽️ GOAL! Bobby Firmino makes it three! (3-1)
#FT: Liverpool 4-1 Shrewsbury Town
Liverpool scorers: Kaide Gordon (34'), Fabinho (44' PEN, 90'+3'), Roberto Firmino (78')
Shrewsbury Town scorers: Daniel Udoh (27')
Venue: Anfield
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Liverpool
Caoimhin Kelleher, Virgil van Dijk, Ibrahima Konaté, Andy Robertson (Konstantinos Tsimikas), Conor Bradley (James Norris), Fabinho, Tyler Morton, Elijah Dixon-Bonner (Roberto Firmino), Max Woltman (Takumi Minamino), Curtis Jones, Kaide Gordon (Melkamu Frauendorf).
Subs: Isaac Mabaya, Joël Matip, James Balagizi, Adrián.
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Shrewsbury Town
Marko Marosi, Ethan Ebanks-Landell, George Nurse, Matthew Pennington, Luke Leahy (Charlie Caton), Joshua Vela, David Davis, Nathanael Ogbeta (Aaron Pierre), Elliott Bennett (Joshua Daniels), Daniel Udoh (Saikou Janneh), Ryan Bowman (Tom Bloxham).
Subs: Sam Cosgrove, Rekeil Pyke, Kade Craig, Harry Burgoyne.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
13' Matthew Pennington (Shrewsbury Town) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
27' Goal! Liverpool 0, Shrewsbury Town 1. Daniel Udoh (Shrewsbury Town) right footed shot from very close range to the top left corner. Assisted by Nathanael Ogbeta with a cross.
34' Goal! Liverpool 1, Shrewsbury Town 1. Kaide Gordon (Liverpool) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Conor Bradley with a cross.
44' Goal! Liverpool 2, Shrewsbury Town 1. Fabinho (Liverpool) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.
45' Substitution, Liverpool. Takumi Minamino replaces Max Woltman.
64' Substitution, Liverpool. Roberto Firmino replaces Elijah Dixon-Bonner.
78' Goal! Liverpool 3, Shrewsbury Town 1. Roberto Firmino (Liverpool) right footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Ibrahima Konaté following a set piece situation.
80' Ethan Ebanks-Landell (Shrewsbury Town) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
81' [
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Milton Keynes Dons scorers: Matt O'Riley (29')
Venue: Stadium mk
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Milton Keynes Dons
Franco Ravizzoli, Harry Darling, Dean Lewington, Warren O'Hora, Ethan Robson, Matt O'Riley (Josh McEachran), Daniel Harvie, Tennai Watson (Peter Kioso), Mohamed Eisa, Scott Twine, Theo Corbeanu (Troy Parrott).
Subs: Ronnie Sandford, Hiram Boateng, Brooklyn Ilunga, Zak Jules.
^____________________________
AFC Wimbledon
Nik Tzanev, Will Nightingale, Ben Heneghan, Nesta Guinness-Walker, Cheye Alexander, Luke Mccormick (Paul Osew), Anthony Hartigan, Alex Woodyard, Ollie Palmer (Aaron Cosgrove), Jack Rudoni, Ayoub Assal (Egli Kaja).
Subs: Adepapo Awokoya-Mebude, Ethan Chislett, Zaki Oualah, George Marsh.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
23' Nesta Guinness-Walker (AFC Wimbledon) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
29' Goal! MK Dons 1, AFC Wimbledon 0. Matt O'Riley (MK Dons) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Tennai Watson.
36' Second yellow card to Nesta Guinness-Walker (AFC Wimbledon) for a bad foul.
41' Substitution, AFC Wimbledon. Paul Osew replaces Luke McCormick.
73' Substitution, MK Dons. Josh McEachran replaces Matt O'Riley.
73' Substitution, AFC Wimbledon. Egli Kaja replaces Ayoub Assal.
82' Substitution, AFC Wimbledon. Aaron Cosgrave replaces Ollie Palmer.
84' Substitution, MK Dons. Peter Kioso replaces Tennai Watson.
89' Substitution, MK Dons. Troy Parrott replaces Theo Corbeanu.
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Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Pilot on me!!
IF YOU CONTACT ME PLEASE DON’T MESSAGE AND THEN BLOCK ME THAT IS A WASTE OF EVERYONES TIME AND ENERGY
Hello all! I’ve been writing well over 14 years at this point. There’s nothing I really haven’t done, save for stuff like furries and what have you. This pandemic has lead to a lot of new and old viewing of TV shows for me, I’ve always loved writing in sitcoms(I’ve done years worth or work in the Scrubs and Office fandoms). And this is a source of inspiration me, it also reminded me of a simpler time before the internet really took things over, when I’d come home after school and catch stuff like King Of Queens and Drew Carey in syndication on channels like TBS!
Now, I don’t have any kind of definite plot for these shows but, I figure the premise of one or two are silly and zany enough for us to work some good stuff in! Of course, I’d be more than happy to double with anyone from any of the sitcom’s I list below. I really ask that you help me push any of these stories forward, as carrying a story and setting absolutely everything up makes the idea and point of a partner kind of pointless also, feel free to throw some creative curveballs at me as well! I do enjoy having to come up with stuff on the fly from time to time as well. Also, these pairings will be mostly show and/or universe specific save for if I feel a character from another show might fit. Of course this doesn’t mean I require you to play that non-canon character it’s simply and option. Also, I’m more than happy to double as a matter of fact I’d prefer if we did. So, come to me with your pairings as well.
As far as replies and availability goes. I work 7-5 every day of the week but am usually off weekends. And during my downtime at work I’m glued to my phone watching movies or reading stuff anyway so I’ll definitely be able to pump out the replies. That in no way means I expect you to do the same. Life is life. We all have busy spells and I’m understanding. I don’t ghost either. Unfortunately that’s a plague upon this community and I despise it.
3rd Rock From The Sun: OCx Sally Solomon, Alissa Strudwick, Jessie Prescott(Disney’s Jessie), Hilary Duff
Boy Meets World: OCxTopanga Lawrence, Rachel McGuire, Sabrina Spellman, Lizzy McGuire
The Office: OCxPam Beesly, Erin Hannon, Karen Filippelli
Scrubs: OCx Elliot Reid, Denise Mahoney
Sabrina, The Teenage Witch: OCxSabrina Spellman, Libby Chessler
Melissa & Joey: OCxMelissa Burke, Lennox Scanlon, Stephanie Krause
BBT: OCx P
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
#90'+4': Liverpool 4-1 Shrewsbury Town
Liverpool scorers: Kaide Gordon (34'), Fabinho (44' PEN, 90'+3'), Roberto Firmino (78')
Shrewsbury Town scorers: Daniel Udoh (27')
Venue: Anfield
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Liverpool
Caoimhin Kelleher, Virgil van Dijk, Ibrahima Konaté, Andy Robertson (Konstantinos Tsimikas), Conor Bradley (James Norris), Fabinho, Tyler Morton, Elijah Dixon-Bonner (Roberto Firmino), Max Woltman (Takumi Minamino), Curtis Jones, Kaide Gordon (Melkamu Frauendorf).
Subs: Isaac Mabaya, Joël Matip, James Balagizi, Adrián.
^____________________________
Shrewsbury Town
Marko Marosi, Ethan Ebanks-Landell, George Nurse, Matthew Pennington, Luke Leahy (Charlie Caton), Joshua Vela, David Davis, Nathanael Ogbeta (Aaron Pierre), Elliott Bennett (Joshua Daniels), Daniel Udoh (Saikou Janneh), Ryan Bowman (Tom Bloxham).
Subs: Sam Cosgrove, Rekeil Pyke, Kade Craig, Harry Burgoyne.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
13' Matthew Pennington (Shrewsbury Town) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
27' Goal! Liverpool 0, Shrewsbury Town 1. Daniel Udoh (Shrewsbury Town) right footed shot from very close range to the top left corner. Assisted by Nathanael Ogbeta with a cross.
34' Goal! Liverpool 1, Shrewsbury Town 1. Kaide Gordon (Liverpool) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Conor Bradley with a cross.
44' Goal! Liverpool 2, Shrewsbury Town 1. Fabinho (Liverpool) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.
45' Substitution, Liverpool. Takumi Minamino replaces Max Woltman.
64' Substitution, Liverpool. Roberto Firmino replaces Elijah Dixon-Bonner.
78' Goal! Liverpool 3, Shrewsbury Town 1. Roberto Firmino (Liverpool) right footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Ibrahima Konaté following a set piece situation.
80' Ethan Ebanks-Landell (Shrewsbury Town) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
**81'
... keep reading on reddit ➡Hello all! I’ve been writing well over 14 years at this point. There’s nothing I really haven’t done, save for stuff like furries and what have you. This pandemic has lead to a lot of new and old viewing of TV shows for me, I’ve always loved writing in sitcoms(I’ve done years worth or work in the Scrubs and Office fandoms). And this is a source of inspiration me, it also reminded me of a simpler time before the internet really took things over, when I’d come home after school and catch stuff like King Of Queens and Drew Carey in syndication on channels like TBS!
Now, I don’t have any kind of definite plot for these shows but, I figure the premise of one or two are silly and zany enough for us to work some good stuff in! Of course, I’d be more than happy to double with anyone from any of the sitcom’s I list below. I really ask that you help me push any of these stories forward, as carrying a story and setting absolutely everything up makes the idea and point of a partner kind of pointless also, feel free to throw some creative curveballs at me as well! I do enjoy having to come up with stuff on the fly from time to time as well. Also, these pairings will be mostly show and/or universe specific save for if I feel a character from another show might fit. Of course this doesn’t mean I require you to play that non-canon character it’s simply and option. Also, I’m more than happy to double as a matter of fact I’d prefer if we did. So, come to me with your pairings as well.
As far as replies and availability goes. I work 7-5 every day of the week but am usually off weekends. And during my downtime at work I’m glued to my phone watching movies or reading stuff anyway so I’ll definitely be able to pump out the replies. That in no way means I expect you to do the same. Life is life. We all have busy spells and I’m understanding. I don’t ghost either. Unfortunately that’s a plague upon this community and I despise it.
3rd Rock From The Sun: OCx Sally Solomon, Alissa Strudwick, Jessie Prescott(Disney’s Jessie), Hilary Duff
Boy Meets World: OCxTopanga Lawrence, Rachel McGuire, Sabrina Spellman, Lizzy McGuire
The Office: OCxPam Beesly, Erin Hannon, Karen Filippelli
Scrubs: OCx Elliot Reid, Denise Mahoney
Sabrina, The Teenage Witch: OCxSabrina Spellman, Libby Chessler
Melissa & Joey: OCxMelissa Burke, Lennox Scanlon, Stephanie Krause
BBT: OCx Penny, Bernadette, Miranda Cosgrove
Jessie: OCxJessie Prescott
Raven’s Home: OCxRaven Baxter, Chelsea Daniels
Last
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