I meant to share this when it happened a few days ago, but I wasn't by my computer. New Yorker Magazine is going to start publishing articles in Spanish in addition to English and they began with one by Daniel Alarcó, a Peruvian-American journalist, about the Peruvian ex-president Alan García. The article held onto its #2 position for a few days and now sits at #4, but hopefully this means that other big US based newspapers will follow suite since clearly many readers want to see content in Spanish. Aside from regional newspapers and companies that focus only on US Spanish speakers such as Telemundo, only the New York Times has a Spanish section.
#FT: Levante 0-2 Cádiz
Cádiz scorers: Álvaro Negredo (34'), Salvi (73')
Venue: Ciutat de Valencia
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Levante
Aitor Fernández, Sergio Postigo, Rúben Vezo, Carlos Clerc (Enric Franquesa), Jorge Miramón (Marc Pubill), Gonzalo Melero (Mickael Malsa), Pepelu, José Luis Morales, Enis Bardhi (Jorge de Frutos), Roger Martí, Roberto Soldado (Alejandro Cantero).
Subs: Dani Gómez, Son, Róber, Coke, Daniel Cárdenas, Nemanja Radoja, Nikola Vukcevic.
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Cádiz
Jeremias Ledesma, Victor Chust, Fali Jiménez (Varazdat Haroyan), Luis Alfonso Espino, Isaac, Álex (Rubén Sobrino), Fede, Salvi, Iván Alejo (Santiago Arzamendia), Álvaro Negredo (Tomás Alarcón), Anthony Lozano (Rubén Alcaraz).
Subs: Raúl Parra, Jens Jonsson, David Gil Mohedano, Florin Andone, Cala, Álvaro Jiménez, Oussama Idrissi.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
23' Fali (Cadiz) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
34' Goal! Levante 0, Cadiz 1. Álvaro Negredo (Cadiz) header from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Anthony Lozano with a cross.
38' Substitution, Cadiz. Varazdat Haroyan replaces Fali because of an injury.
49' Enis Bardhi (Levante) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
50' Anthony Lozano (Cadiz) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
55' Substitution, Levante. Jorge de Frutos replaces Enis Bardhi.
59' Salvi Sánchez (Cadiz) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
61' Substitution, Cadiz. Rubén Alcaraz replaces Anthony Lozano.
61' Substitution, Cadiz. Rubén Sobrino replaces Álex Fernández.
68' Jeremías Ledesma (Cadiz) is shown the yellow card.
69' Carlos Clerc (Levante) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
73' Goal! Levante 0, Cadiz 2. Salvi Sánchez (Cadiz) right footed shot from the right side of the six yard box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Iván Alejo.
... keep reading on reddit ➡#90'+2': Tigre 1-0 Barracas Central
Tigre scorers: Cristian Zabala (43')
Venue: Florencio Solá
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Tigre
Gonzalo Marinelli, Brian Luciatti, Fernando Alarcón, Sebastián Prediger, Sebastián Prieto, Lucas Blondel, Víctor Cabrera, Pablo Magnin, Cristian Zabala (Agustín Cardozo), Ijiel Protti (Milton Céliz), Lucas Menossi (Diego Sosa).
Subs: Gonzalo Flores, Francisco Oliver, Francisco Gonzalez Metilli, Manuel Roffo, Martín Galmarini, Tomás Fernandez.
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Barracas Central
Maximiliano Gagliardo, Bruno Cabrera (Valentín Viola), Fernando González, Gonzalo Paz, Carlos Arce (Mauro Albertengo), Juan Manuel Vazquez (Facundo Stáble), Dylan Glaby, Fernando Valenzuela, Lucas Colitto, Iván Tapia, Leonel Buter (Germán Estigarribia).
Subs: Mariano Monllor, Daniel Martínez, Luciano Romero, Jonathan Rivero, Andres Imperiale.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
45' On: Germán Estigarribia|Off: Leonel Buter
61' On: Facundo Stáble|Off: Juan Manuel Vazquez
76' On: Agustín Cardozo|Off: Cristian Zabala
81' Sebastián Prediger Yellow Card
85' On: Valentín Viola|Off: Bruno Cabrera
85' On: Mauro Albertengo|Off: Carlos Arce
86' On: Diego Sosa|Off: Lucas Menossi
90'+2' On: Milton Céliz|Off: Ijiel Protti
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#FT: Colombia 3-1 Chile
Colombia scorers: Miguel Borja (19' PEN, 20'), Luis Díaz (74')
Chile scorers: Jean Meneses (56')
Venue: Metropolitano Roberto Meléndez
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Colombia
David Ospina, Óscar Murillo (William Tesillo), Carlos Cuesta, Yairo Moreno, Juan Cuadrado, Mateus Uribe, Wilmar Barrios, Luis Díaz (Gustavo Cuéllar), Juan Quintero (Radamel Falcao), Miguel Borja (Roger Martínez), Santos Borré (Daniel Muñoz).
Subs: Stefan Medina, Yerson Candelo, Baldomero Perlaza, Álvaro Montero, Dairon Mosquera, Camilo Vargas, Luis Sinisterra.
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Chile
Claudio Bravo, Gary Medel, Enzo Roco, Paulo Díaz (Charles Aránguiz), Erick Pulgar, Claudio Baeza (Marcelino Núñez), Eugenio Mena (Nicolás Diaz), Mauricio Isla, Iván Morales (Luis Jimenez), Jean Meneses (Carlos Palacios), Arturo Vidal.
Subs: Diego Valdés, Gabriel Arias, Valber Huerta, Guillermo Maripán, Gabriel Castellón, Tomás Alarcón, Diego Valencia.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
19' Miguel Borja Penalty - Scored
20' Goal! Colombia 2, Chile 0. Miguel Borja (Colombia) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Rafael Borré with a headed pass.
45' On: Luis Jimenez|Off: Iván Morales
45' On: Marcelino Núñez|Off: Claudio Baeza
45' Substitution, Chile. Charles Aránguiz replaces Paulo Díaz.
56' Goal! Colombia 2, Chile 1. Jean Meneses (Chile) right footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Erick Pulgar.
66' Juan Quintero (Colombia) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
68' Erick Pulgar (Chile) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
69' Substitution, Colombia. Daniel Muñoz replaces Rafael Borré.
69' On: Roger Martínez|Off: Miguel Borja
77' Substitution, Chile. Nicolás Díaz replaces Eugenio Mena.
77' [](
... keep reading on reddit ➡This is a time and a space for mourning. To mourn everyone that has been taken from us. Every love, every passion, every piece of art and every ounce of joy that has been stolen from our future. This is what we are mourning.
In memory of:
Nathalia Leticia Barbosa da Fonseca (“Bia"). Gretell Ceballos Ramírez. Felycya Harris. Michelle Ramos Alarcón ("Brenda"). Antonella R.G. Erick Deseano. Marcos. Paolla Bueno. Adrianinha Paris. Brooklyn DeShauna Smith. An unidentified woman from Santa Rosa Mexico. Susana Silvestre. Selin Aynaci. Sara Blackwood. An unidentified woman from Chicoloapan, Mexico. Viktoria Basakovskaya (Vika). Mickerlange François. Aitiana Valeria Ramírez. An unidentified woman from Tlajomulco De Zúñiga Mexico. Violeta Ramírez Pérez. Sangeetha. Gabriela Ramirez. Bruna Marins de Oliveira. Emy Yruma. Barbara Valencia. Natasha Nascimento. Joana Domingos. Angel Haynes 'Angel Unique'. Juliana Piropo. Arsalan. Vicente González. Cristina Rodríguez. Samylla Marry Windson. Barbie Girl. Sandy da Silva Gomes. Skylar Heath. Alejandra Estefanía Benítez. Mia Zabala. An unidentified woman from Chilpancingo, Mexico. Ester Vogue. An Unidentified person from Manaus, Brazil. Soledad Rojas Paúcar. Fendi Mon'ezah Armstrong 'Peaches'. Daniela Ramos. Juana Criollo Cabascango. Paquita Brasil. Yunieski Carey Herrera 'Yuni’. Sheila de Oliveira. Asia Jynaé Foster. Kimberly Susan Fia. Chae’Meshia Simms 'ChaeChae’. Bianca Pereira. Cristina Hernández Castillo. Laura. Micaeli Monteverde / Mikaely Campion. Jhennyfer. Giovanna Angulo Ramos. Rayssa Eloá Menezes. Natasha Liverman. Sherlyn Scarleth Villarreal. Johana Morena Mayor. G. Rocha Silva. Tati Quirós. An unidentified woman from Chilpancingo, Mexico.. Alejandra Salazar Villa. Bruna Tenório. Titi Davila. Vicenta de Loris. An unidentified man from Serra, Brazil. Karen Cristina. Juliana da Cruz Costa. Paula Brandão. Sudarshan Suryavanshi. Nataly Lily. Duda. Jaheim Pugh Jaheim Barbie. Maria. Yaelin Maydana Olmedo. An unidentified person from Natal, Brazil. An unidentified girl from Boituva, Brazil. An unidentified person from Panaji, Goa, India. Oreinha. Wanessa Sampaio. Alejandra Salazar. Marcela Estella Vieira. Iratxe Otero. Courtney 'Eshay' Key. Alexandria Winchester. La Tigra Ramirez. Nelly Garcia. Erika. Four Unidentified people from Myanmar. Sapa. Thaw Thaw. Andressa das Chagas. Samantha Riaño Morales. Keron Ravach. Duda Laif/ Eduarda Scarton. Tyianna 'Davarea' Alexander. Lupita da Silva. An unidentified woman from Acap
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Chile 0 - 2 Paraguay
Paraguay scorers: Braian Samudio (33'), Miguel Almirón (58' pen.)
Venue: Estádio Nacional Mané Garrincha, Brasilia, Brazil
Referee: Wilmar Roldán (Colombia)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Claudio Bravo | 58' | Gabriel Arias | |
| Eugenio Mena | Gabriel Castellón | ||
| Francisco Sierralta | Enzo Roco | 68' | |
| Gary Medel | 55' 68' | Sebastián Vegas | |
| Mauricio Isla | Daniel González | ||
| Charles Aránguiz | Clemente Montes | ||
| Tomás Alarcón | 46' | Claudio Baeza | |
| Arturo Vidal | Pablo Galdames | 68' | |
| Eduardo Vargas | Marcelino Núñez | ||
| Ben Brereton | Jean Meneses | 46' | |
| César Pinares | 68' | Luciano Arriagada | |
| Felipe Mora |
Manager: Martín Lasarte (Uruguay)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Antony Silva | Alfredo Aguilar | ||
| Santiago Arzamendia | 84' | Gerardo Ortíz | |
| Júnior Alonso | Fabián Balbuena | ||
| Gustavo Gómez | Robert Rojas | ||
| Alberto Espínola | Omar Alderete | 84' | |
| David Martínez | 79' | Richard Sánchez | |
| Ángel Cardozo | 84' | Antonio Bareiro | 77' |
| Mathías Villasanti | Gastón Giménez | 84' | |
| Miguel Almirón | 58' 77' | Kaku | |
| Braian Samudio | 33' 62' | Óscar Romero | 77' |
| Carlos González | 77' | Ángel Romero | [](# |
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
#[La Liga - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Cadiz 0-0 Valencia
Match Info:
Date: October 02, 2021
Time: 16:30 (UTC)
Venue: Estadio Nuevo Mirandilla
Recent form
Cadiz: LDWLLD
Valencia: DLLWWD
Lineups:
Cadiz - 4-1-4-1
Starting XI: Jeremías Ledesma, Isaac Carcelén, Varazdat Haroyan, Fali, Alfonso Espino, Jens Jønsson, Salvi, Álex Fernandez, Tomás Alarcón, Milutin Osmajić, Álvaro Negredo
Substitutes: David Gil, Santiago Arzamendia, Juan Cala, Iván Alejo, Martín Calderón, Álvaro Jiménez, Ivan Chapela
Coach: Álvaro
Valencia - 4-4-2
Starting XI: Jasper Cillessen, Dimitri Foulquier, Gabriel Paulista, Omar Alderete, Toni Lato, Yunus Musah, Daniel Wass, Hugo Guillamón, Hugo Duro, Marcos de Sousa, Gonçalo Guedes
Substitutes: Jaume Doménech, Giorgi Mamardashvili, Mouctar Diakhaby, Cristhian Mosquera, Jesús Vázquez, Hélder Costa, Jason, Koba Koindredi, Uroš Račić, Manu Vallejo
Coach: José Bordalás
Match Stats:
| Cadiz | Valencia | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Shots On Goal | 4 |
| 0 | Shots Off Goal | 8 |
| 2 | Shots inside box | 7 |
| 0 | Shots outside box | 9 |
| 2 | Total Shots | 16 |
| 1 | Blocked Shots | 4 |
| 13 | Fouls | 11 |
| 1 | Corner Kicks | 2 |
| 1 | Offsides | 1 |
| 33% | Ball Possession | 67% |
| 3 | Yellow Cards | 3 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 4 | Goalkeeper Saves | 1 |
| 244 | Total passes | 508 |
| 150 | Pass accuracy | 413 |
| 61% | Passes % | 81% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
13' Yellow Card for O. Alderete (Valencia)
41' Yellow Card for T. Alarcón (Cadiz)
46' Yellow Card for D. Foulquier (Valencia)
57' Yellow Card for Hugo Guillamón (Valencia)
60' Substitution for Cadiz
60' Substitution: Alejo for M. Osmajić (Cadiz)
60' Substitution: M. Diakhaby for O. Alderete (Valencia)
70' Substitution: Martín Calderón for Álex (Cadiz)
70' Substitution: Iván Chapela for J. Jønsson (Cadiz)
72' Yellow Card for Martín Calderón (Cadiz)
78' Substitution: U. Račić for Hugo Guillamón (Valencia)
78' Substitution: Juan Cala for Fali Jiménez (Cadiz)
83' Yellow Card for Alejo (Cadiz)
85' Substitution: Manu Vallejo for Y. Musah (Valencia)
85' Substitution: Hélder Costa for Marcos André (Valencia)
90' Match whistled off
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It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
#FT: Chile 3-0 Venezuela
Chile scorers: Erick Pulgar (18', 37'), Ben Brereton (73')
Venue: Estadio San Carlos de Apoquindo
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Chile
Claudio Bravo, Gary Medel, Guillermo Maripán, Sebastián Vegas (Nicolás Diaz), Mauricio Isla, Erick Pulgar (Claudio Baeza), Diego Valdés (Pablo Galdames), Arturo Vidal, Luis Jimenez (Jean Meneses), Alexis Sánchez, Ben Brereton.
Subs: Gabriel Arias, Enzo Roco, Ángelo Sagal, Gabriel Castellón, Carlos Palacios, Felipe Mora, Tomás Alarcón, Marcelino Núñez.
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Venezuela
Wuilker Faríñez, Nahuel Ferraresi, Luis Martinez, Oscar González, Ronald Hernández (Roberto Rosales), Adalberto Peñaranda, José Martínez (Cristian Cásseres Jr.), Tomás Rincón, Eric Ramírez (Fernando Aristeguieta), Darwin Machis (Brayan Hurtado), Eduard Bello (Richard Celis).
Subs: Edson Castillo, Luis Romero, Francisco La Mantía, Daniel Carrillo, Joel Graterol, Christian Makoun, Bernaldo Manzano.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
8' Ronald Hernández (Venezuela) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
13' Erick Pulgar (Chile) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
18' Erick Pulgar Goal - Header
37' Goal! Chile 2, Venezuela 0. Erick Pulgar (Chile) header from the right side of the six yard box to the top right corner. Assisted by Alexis Sánchez with a cross following a corner.
45' On: Roberto Rosales|Off: Ronald Hernández
48' Diego Valdés (Chile) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
61' On: Richard Celis|Off: Eduard Bello
67' Substitution, Chile. Jean Meneses replaces Luis Jiménez.
68' On: Cristian Cásseres Jr.|Off: José Martínez
74' On: Brayan Hurtado|Off: Darwin Machis
74' On: Fernando Aristeguieta|Off: Eric Ramírez
78' Substitution, Chile. Claudio Baeza replaces Erick Pulgar.
84' On: Nicolás Diaz|Off: Sebastián Vegas
... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Chile 3-0 Venezuela
Chile scorers: Erick Pulgar (18', 37'), Ben Brereton (73')
Venue: Estadio San Carlos de Apoquindo
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Chile
Claudio Bravo, Gary Medel, Guillermo Maripán, Sebastián Vegas (Nicolás Diaz), Mauricio Isla, Erick Pulgar (Claudio Baeza), Diego Valdés (Pablo Galdames), Arturo Vidal, Luis Jimenez (Jean Meneses), Alexis Sánchez, Ben Brereton.
Subs: Gabriel Arias, Enzo Roco, Ángelo Sagal, Gabriel Castellón, Carlos Palacios, Felipe Mora, Tomás Alarcón, Marcelino Núñez.
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Venezuela
Wuilker Faríñez, Nahuel Ferraresi, Luis Martinez, Oscar González, Ronald Hernández (Roberto Rosales), Adalberto Peñaranda, José Martínez (Cristian Cásseres Jr.), Tomás Rincón, Eric Ramírez (Fernando Aristeguieta), Darwin Machis (Brayan Hurtado), Eduard Bello (Richard Celis).
Subs: Edson Castillo, Luis Romero, Francisco La Mantía, Daniel Carrillo, Joel Graterol, Christian Makoun, Bernaldo Manzano.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
8' Ronald Hernández (Venezuela) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
13' Erick Pulgar (Chile) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
18' Erick Pulgar Goal - Header
37' Goal! Chile 2, Venezuela 0. Erick Pulgar (Chile) header from the right side of the six yard box to the top right corner. Assisted by Alexis Sánchez with a cross following a corner.
45' On: Roberto Rosales|Off: Ronald Hernández
48' Diego Valdés (Chile) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
61' On: Richard Celis|Off: Eduard Bello
67' Substitution, Chile. Jean Meneses replaces Luis Jiménez.
68' On: Cristian Cásseres Jr.|Off: José Martínez
74' On: Brayan Hurtado|Off: Darwin Machis
74' On: Fernando Aristeguieta|Off: Eric Ramírez
78' Substitution, Chile. Claudio Baeza replaces Erick Pulgar.
84' On: Nicolás Diaz|Off: Sebastián Vegas
... keep reading on reddit ➡FT: Colombia 3-1 Chile
Colombia scorers: Miguel Borja (19' PEN, 20'), Luis Díaz (74')
Chile scorers: Jean Meneses (56')
Venue: Metropolitano Roberto Meléndez
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LINE-UPS
Colombia
David Ospina, Óscar Murillo (William Tesillo), Carlos Cuesta, Yairo Moreno, Juan Cuadrado, Mateus Uribe, Wilmar Barrios, Luis Díaz (Gustavo Cuéllar), Juan Quintero (Radamel Falcao), Miguel Borja (Roger Martínez), Santos Borré (Daniel Muñoz).
Subs: Stefan Medina, Yerson Candelo, Baldomero Perlaza, Álvaro Montero, Dairon Mosquera, Camilo Vargas, Luis Sinisterra.
Chile
Claudio Bravo, Gary Medel, Enzo Roco, Paulo Díaz (Charles Aránguiz), Erick Pulgar, Claudio Baeza (Marcelino Núñez), Eugenio Mena (Nicolás Diaz), Mauricio Isla, Iván Morales (Luis Jimenez), Jean Meneses (Carlos Palacios), Arturo Vidal.
Subs: Diego Valdés, Gabriel Arias, Valber Huerta, Guillermo Maripán, Gabriel Castellón, Tomás Alarcón, Diego Valencia.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
19' Miguel Borja Penalty - Scored
20' Goal! Colombia 2, Chile 0. Miguel Borja (Colombia) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Rafael Borré with a headed pass.
30' Arturo Vidal Yellow Card
45' On: Luis Jimenez|Off: Iván Morales
45' On: Marcelino Núñez|Off: Claudio Baeza
45' Substitution, Chile. Charles Aránguiz replaces Paulo Díaz.
56' Goal! Colombia 2, Chile 1. Jean Meneses (Chile) right footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Erick Pulgar.
66' Juan Quintero (Colombia) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
68' Erick Pulgar (Chile) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
69' Substitution, Colombia. Daniel Muñoz replaces Rafael Borré.
69' On: Roger Martínez|Off: Miguel Borja
74' Luis Díaz Goal
77' Substitution, Chile. Nicolás Díaz replaces Eugenio Mena.
77' Substitution, Chile. Carlos Palacios replaces Jean Meneses.
78' On: William Tesillo|Off: Óscar Murillo
78' On: Radamel Falcao|Off: Juan Quintero
85' Nicolás Díaz (Chile) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
90'+2' On: Gustavo Cuéllar|Off: Luis Díaz
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#FT: Cádiz 1-1 Mallorca
Cádiz scorers: Álvaro Negredo (90'+3' PEN)
Mallorca scorers: Iddrisu Baba (29')
Venue: Nuevo Mirandilla
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Cádiz
Jeremias Ledesma, Fali Jiménez (Victor Chust), Cala, Luis Alfonso Espino, Isaac (Milutin Osmajic), Álex, Jens Jonsson (Tomás Alarcón), Alberto Perea Correoso, Iván Chapela (Santiago Arzamendia), Rubén Sobrino (Álvaro Negredo), Anthony Lozano.
Subs: Florin Andone, Carlos Akapo, David Gil Mohedano, Iván Alejo, Salvi, Marcos Mauro, Álvaro Bastida.
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Mallorca
Manolo Reina, Franco Russo, Martin Valjent (Aleksander Sedlar), Brian Oliván, Pablo Maffeo (Joan Sastre), Kang-In Lee (Rodrigo Battaglia), Salva Sevilla (Iñigo Ruiz de Galarreta), Iddrisu Baba, Ángel Rodríguez, Daniel Rodriguez, Amath Diedhiou (Antonio Sánchez).
Subs: Lago Junior, Abdón Prats, Dominik Greif, Febas, Jordi Mboula, Fernando Niño, Matthew Hoppe.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
18' Amath Ndiaye (Mallorca) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
20' Fali (Cadiz) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
31' Dani Rodríguez (Mallorca) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45' On: Victor Chust|Off: Fali Jiménez
45' On: Aleksander Sedlar|Off: Martin Valjent
51' Aleksander Sedlar Yellow Card
61' Substitution, Cadiz. Álvaro Negredo replaces Rubén Sobrino.
62' Substitution, Cadiz. Tomás Alarcón replaces Jens Jonsson.
63' Substitution, Mallorca. Antonio Sánchez replaces Amath Ndiaye.
63' Substitution, Mallorca. Iñigo Ruiz de Galarreta replaces Salva Sevilla because of an injury.
69' Substitution, Cadiz. Santiago Arzamendia replaces Iván Chapela because of an injury.
80' On: Milutin Osmajic|Off: Isaac
... keep reading on reddit ➡Chile 0 - 2 Paraguay
Paraguay scorers: Braian Samudio (33'), Miguel Almirón (58' pen.)
Venue: Estádio Nacional Mané Garrincha, Brasilia, Brazil
Referee: Wilmar Roldán (Colombia)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Claudio Bravo | 58' | Gabriel Arias | |
| Eugenio Mena | Gabriel Castellón | ||
| Francisco Sierralta | Enzo Roco | 68' | |
| Gary Medel | 55' 68' | Sebastián Vegas | |
| Mauricio Isla | Daniel González | ||
| Charles Aránguiz | Clemente Montes | ||
| Tomás Alarcón | 46' | Claudio Baeza | |
| Arturo Vidal | Pablo Galdames | 68' | |
| Eduardo Vargas | Marcelino Núñez | ||
| Ben Brereton | Jean Meneses | 46' | |
| César Pinares | 68' | Luciano Arriagada | |
| Felipe Mora |
Manager: Martín Lasarte (Uruguay)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Antony Silva | Alfredo Aguilar | ||
| Santiago Arzamendia | 84' | Gerardo Ortíz | |
| Júnior Alonso | Fabián Balbuena | ||
| Gustavo Gómez | Robert Rojas | ||
| Alberto Espínola | Omar Alderete | 84' | |
| David Martínez | 79' | Richard Sánchez | |
| Ángel Cardozo | 84' | Antonio Bareiro | 77' |
| Mathías Villasanti | Gastón Giménez | 84' | |
| Miguel Almirón | 58' 77' | Kaku | |
| Braian Samudio | 33' 62' | Óscar Romero | 77' |
| Carlos González | 77' | Ángel Romero | [](# |
#FT: Cádiz 0-0 Valencia
Venue: Nuevo Mirandilla
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Cádiz
Jeremias Ledesma, Fali Jiménez (Cala), Varazdat Haroyan, Luis Alfonso Espino, Isaac, Tomás Alarcón, Jens Jonsson (Iván Chapela), Álex (Martín Calderón), Salvi, Milutin Osmajic (Iván Alejo), Álvaro Negredo (Pedro Benito).
Subs: David Gil Mohedano, Álvaro Jiménez, Santiago Arzamendia, Raúl Parra, Álvaro Bastida.
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Valencia
Jasper Cillessen, Omar Alderete (Mouctar Diakhaby), Gabriel, Toni Lato, Dimitri Foulquier, Hugo Guillamón (Uros Racic), Daniel Wass, Hugo Duro, Yunus Musah (Hélder Costa), Goncalo Guedes, Marcos de Sousa (Manu Vallejo).
Subs: Jaume Doménech, Jason, Jesús Vázquez, Giorgi Mamardashvili, Koba Koindredi, Cristhian Mosquera.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
46' Dimitri Foulquier Yellow Card
57' Hugo Guillamón (Valencia) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
60' Substitution, Cadiz. Pedro Benito replaces Álvaro Negredo.
60' Substitution, Valencia. Mouctar Diakhaby replaces Omar Alderete.
60' On: Iván Alejo|Off: Milutin Osmajic
70' On: Martín Calderón|Off: Álex
71' Substitution, Cadiz. Iván Chapela replaces Jens Jonsson.
72' Martín Calderón Yellow Card
78' Substitution, Valencia. Uros Racic replaces Hugo Guillamón.
79' Substitution, Cadiz. Juan Cala replaces Fali because of an injury.
83' Iván Alejo (Cadiz) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
85' Substitution, Valencia. Hélder Costa replaces Yunus Musah.
85' On: Manu Vallejo|Off: Marcos de Sousa
90'+4' Mouctar Diakhaby Yellow Card
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