I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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Uredska stolica je standardna oprema svakog ureda. Ako provodite svoju svakodnevnicu za računalom, trebali biste pridati veliku važnost odabiru ergonomskog uredskog stolca.
Izbor je velik, te se lako izgubiti u praznim obećanjima proizvođača.
Ikea je udomaćeno ime i poznata destinacija za kupnju jeftinog, ali kvalitetnog namještaja. Iako nije prvo odredište na koje bi se zaputili pri odabiru uredske stolice, ima začuđujuće veliku ponudu istih.
Predstavljanjem Markusa, Ikea je 2013. godine unijela stanovitu pomutnju u vlastitu ponudu uredskih stolica, zato što ovaj stolac na tržište stiže samo pola godine nakon odličnog modela Malkolm.
U svojih 8 godina postojanja, Markus je postao jedna od najpopularnijih stolica u Hrvatskoj. Premda se, sa cijenom od 999kn, nalazi u višem cjenovnom razredu Ikeine ponude; u usporedbi s ostalim stolcima sličnog cjenovnog ranga, nema mu ravnog.
Zahvaljujući svojoj nadprosječnoj visini, Markus je vjerojatno jedna od najudobnijih stolica za ljude višeg rasta. Iako se po svojim dimenzijama Markus čini glomaznim na papiru, zahvaljujući mrežastom naslonu i općoj jednostavnosti dizajna, prikladan je dio većine moderno uređenih interijera.
Kao i većina Ikeinog namještaja, ovaj stolac je napravljen da bude što izdržljivi, te je rigorozno testiran za uredsku upotrebu i može izdržati godine svakodnevnog korištenja.
Moje upoznavanje s Markusom je započelo gotovo slučajno – nakon rasprave na stanovitom Good Game Discord serveru, o suludoj cijeni Herman Millerovog Aeron stolca. Zatim je razgovor nastavljen o raznim drugim uredskim stolicama.
S obzirom da je moj stari Jysk Billum već bio na izdisaju, upitao sam ondašnje stanovništvo koju stolicu preporučuje; zabrinjavajuća većina mi je preporučila Ikeinog Markusa.
Nakon dugotrajnog istraživanja o karakteristikama ove Ikeine stolice i čitanja, usudim se reći, lošije napisanih recenzija od ove, odlučio sam se za kupnju Markusa. Jedini problem je bio taj što je bio rasprodan na Ikeinom webshopu, no to me nije obeshrabrilo. Na njihovoj stranici sam ispunio formu, kako bi me obavijestili kada proizvod opet bude dostupan.
27 dana sam čekao na povratnu informaciju. Stigla je u obliku SMS poruke – "Markus je ponovno dostupan na našem webshopu." Pohitao sam na svoje računalo i naručio stolicu koja će mi promijeniti život...
Par dana poslije, kasno navečer, probudio me zvuk kućnog zvona. Pogledao sam na sat, bilo je 3 sata pos
... keep reading on reddit ➡Већ неко време трагам за донекле ергономском столицом у ценовном рангу од 10 до 20 хиљада. Имате ли нека искуства, шта заобилазити а шта је био пун погодак за вас?
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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
The doctor says it terminal.
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Zdravo! U poslednjih par dana sam išla po svim salonima koji su mi pali na pamet i isprobava dušeke, uzrok jeste razočarenje u novi Dormeo - Aloe Vera dušek, svideo mi se kada sam ga isprobala, ali kada sam zapravo spavala par noći na njemu budila bih se ujutru sa bolovima u ramenima što mi naravno onda uništi ceo dan… Dobro je pa sam imala probni period i vratila ga odmah. (još uvek čekam pare nazad tho)
Nakon tog razočarenja, jedina firma koja mi uliva uverenje jeste Schlarafia, jedan od glavnih razloga jeste sto nude 15 godina garancije (ako držiš dušek na ravnoj podlozi) dok svi ostali nude klasičnih 2 god. Jeste da Jysk i Ikea nude “25 godina” ali kako sam videla po netu, često propadnu za par godina i retko kada zapravo uvaže ikakve reklamacije na dušeke, a nije mi žao da dam malo više para na dušek jer je ipak to najbitniji deo namestaja.
Kakva su vaša i iskustva ljudi koje poznajete sa Schlarafia dušecima? Da li su stvarno vredni svaku paru?
Hvala svima unapred:D
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
