A list of puns related to "Dan Green"
The guy was tired after biking over 300 miles in Arizona. He decided he would hitch a ride. He started thumbing and this dude pulls up in white sports car.
The driver of the white are is like "I can give you a ride but the bike won't fit..." Well they get to talking and decide that they would tie a rope around the frame of the bike and the driver would tow him along slowly. The driver told the bicyclist to just use his bike horn if he went too fast.
At first, our cyclist was not sure but after a couple of miles....it was nice. Going along at a nice pace without needing to keep pedaling.
Well, after about 40 miles they get into town and get uip to a stoplight. Well, this red sports car comes up and the two drivers start eyeballing each other. The engines start to roar.
The light turns green....and they are off.
The two cars race past a billboard where a police car has set up a speed trap. The older cop, Dan, says to the younger cop, Jim... "It is definitely time to retire."
The younger officer, who just looked up from his phone and asks "Why Dan?"
Dan's reply? "I just saw two cars drag racing with some idiot on a bike honking to pass"
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