Damizza is a famous record producer who has worked with Mariah Carey, Eminem, Jay Z, Dr. Dre and many more famous artists. He was also a personal friend of Wade Robson and an acquaintance of Michael Jackson during the 90's and early 2000's. Asked about Leaving Neverland, he had this to say.
https://youtu.be/zV74xyGYiyo?t=117
"I asked him a couple of times, I said 'yo, dude, what is this thing with Michael Jackson? Like, he ever act crazy with you? What's going on?' and he goes 'no, no', he denied it. But then, as I got to know him, the very last time I pushed the issue, I said 'yo, what's going on with you and Michael, I've noticed every time we come to Neverland he's not here' and he said to me, and I'll never forget it, he goes 'when I turned 14 he just lost interest in me'. And I was like, 'wow, you mean when you hit puberty?' and he was upset. So to sit there and watch it now, all this shit going on, I wish I would've known then to help, because I was kind of that big brother at the time."
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Nothing, he was gladiator.
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
https://youtu.be/zV74xyGYiyo
His credentials are here. He's worked with Mariah Carey, Jay-Z and Eminem.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damizza
