As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
In honor of my dads birthday today here is this joke.
After my dads 61st birthday card, he said one would of been fine.
My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
This year my dad is celebrating his birthday for half a minute. Why you may ask?
We gave my Dad a birthday card that said he could party till the cows come home.
He said he utter-ly loved it!!
My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
Got my dad loafers (bread slippers) for his birthday.
My dad bought me a locket with my photo in it for my 18th birthday.
I guess he wanted me to be in da pendant.
My family was eating birthday cake, and one of the he toppings looked like striped bark, so my mom asked my dad, " Do you want a bark?"
And my dad replied, "Ruff!"
I liked it but everyone else groaned
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
My dad gave me a Walmart gift card for my birthday
Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place."
Dad: I can’t believe you got me a house for my birthday!
Son: I hope you enjoy it. What are your plans?
Dad: I’m just going to..... live in the present.
My dad's birthday is today (12/14/45). To him and all other dads and dad-like figures out there...
....thank you for the dad jokes. They may not all make us die laughing and some we've heard you tell a million times over, but the one thing they have in common is that they're told in kindness and they put a little smile on our faces. And living in this crazy world, that's a very good thing. I love you dad.
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me...
Today my mom turns 53, and it's tradition that my dad fills the kitchen with posters before she wakes up, wishing her a happy birthday. This year's were some of his worst (best) work.
Today my dad celebrated his 62nd birthday.
It was only a minute long.
Proud dad moment... my 8yo daughter secretly made me a birthday card yesterday after I put her to bed
What did the grape say to MisterB78?
You’re such a grape dad!
Bought my dad this birthday card today, thank you Hallmark for $5 well spent!
We didn't have 19 candles. My dad said the cake was "4" my birthday.
My dad is a builder. Yesterday was his 70th birthday. I wrote him this...
I was at a restaurant tonight with family, when my dad started singing: "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you..." (it was no one's birthday - we all looked confused)
"... Happy birthday, dear Menu"
points to "Jan 2014" printed on the base of the menu
"Happy birthday to you"
When i turned 18 My dad gave me a BIG birthday gift, it wasn't that heavy - i opened it and saw an empty box.. "but dad, it's empty?"
"yes, you can start packing your stuff tommorow"
My dad has been in the hospital. The nurse came in and asked “When’s your birthday?” “January 19th” “of what year?”
At lunch for my dads birthday.
The menu says "eat, drink, and feel Merry"
Dad says "and then Mary got mad and went home"
Hehehehehehe
My dad gave me condoms for my 18th birthday...
He said "don't make the same mistake as me."
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he broke down into tears.
He turned towards me and said, "One would've been enough, son."
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:
Y’know, one would have been enough.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:
"you know, one would have been enough"
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
Y'know, one would have been enough.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
"You know, one would have been enough."
After I gave my dad his 50th birthday card, he said to me:
“One would have been enough.”
My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:
You know, one would have been enough.
As I gave Dad his 60th birthday card he said to me...
"Just one would have been fine!"
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
What did Dad say after I gave him his 50th Birthday Card?
You know, one would’ve been enough!
As I handed Dad his 50th birthday card..
He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said "You know, one would have been enough."
I just handed my dad his 69th birthday card.
He burst into tears and said, "one would have been enough son. "
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
SON: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, DAD: You know, one would have been enough.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
"You know, one would have been enough."
Dad: I can’t believe you got me a house for my birthday!!
Son: I hope you enjoy it.
Dad: From now on,...... I’ll start living in the present.
Dad wishing his daughter a happy birthday on Facebook
http://i.imgur.com/1Fm2ojr.jpg
As I handed my Dad his 47th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
"You know, one would have been enough."
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
