I always love reading stuff like this, and I tend to find a producer speaking about his process to be most educational for me.
http://doandroidsdance.com/news/daddy-kev-mastering-tweets/?utm_source=trending.ntrsctn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=NTRSCTN.com
Thoughts?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
https://youtu.be/ZbsE4aS9S7o
A pretty good video by Dr Beau Hightower with big Daddy Cool himself.
Released recently (Dec 28th) Oz getting some serious chiropractic treatment and interview by the host.
Just me or does Kev come across as a pretty likable guy!
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
“Just shut the fuck up, Danny, shut the fuck up!”
That scream finally got through to him. The begging, threatening, explaining, and pleading would not stop my son from bouncing off the walls. Only the shouting was effective. Only the swearing worked.
My six-year-old son looked up at me as the broken pieces of my Nikon P1000 camera lay scattered at his feet, frozen in place.
A chill stabbed my gut as I realized that he was afraid of me.
The chill sunk deeper when I realized that a small part of me was grateful for his fear.
I wiped a tear from my face. “I’m going outside. Watch your brother.”
“Daddy, I-”
“Take care of your brother,” I hissed while pulling on my shoes. “I’ll be right outside.”
I slammed the door, because that’s what people do when words run out before anger does.
I knew that leaving a six-year-old boy in charge of a three-year-old boy is a stupid thing to do. But Arthur Park is half a block from our apartment, and I needed to remove myself before I lost control entirely.
I collapsed on a bench and heaved. The sun was shining, kids were laughing, and I wanted to smack them for being happy. I closed my eyes and faced the sky.
“You look like shit.”
I didn’t know who was speaking, but it didn’t matter. “You try raising two out-of-control boys after their mother dies and get back to me on whether you care about looking like shit.”
I felt him sit next to me. I opened my eyes.
He wore a gray trench coat despite the heat, looking like he was either getting ready to sell me a stolen wristwatch or expose himself.
“Do you love them?”
I stared at the man. He was old, at least eighty, and didn’t wear it well. His ice-blue eyes sunk deep into sallow, rice-paper skin.
“Of course I love my kids.” I shook my head. “This wasn’t how it was supposed to go. Fuck. Amanda was the best woman on earth. Not the hottest, not the richest, just the best. I never doubted fatherhood, because I never doubted her.” I forcibly controlled my breathing. “One thing goes wrong, and suddenly there’s a lifetime to deal with the consequences.” I nodded. “I love them, which is why it scares the shit out of me when I have thoughts of-”
I froze. He waited expectantly.
I shook my head again. “I’ve always thought of myself as a good man. I never understood the pieces of shit who…” I pulled my hair. "For five hours this morning, five hours, Danny would not stop. He hit his brother, he hit me, he screamed at us both, and he broke a $1,913 camera that was one of the o
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A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
