I said “Well that’s pee in the corner…”
Because they're all not 'C's.
Less than 5 minutes later my son handed the essay in to the bemused teacher, and left detention.
The essay simply said:
“rain stopped play”
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
Happy No L!
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegetarian restaurant.
I was a bit confused.
I'd never seen herbivore.
It’s called Raiddit.
That's a recipe for disaster.
Me: " 'A', 'L', 'F',......'A', 'R', 'T',.....'F', 'R', 'E', 'D' " Judge: "Your first name is 'Alfartfred'?" Me: "No sir, it's pronounced "Alfred". The fart is silent."
I know, this one stinks.
"It’d be a shame if someone put an ‘s’ at the front, and an ‘e’ at the end!"
Parts A-D are free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E.
(hat tip to Twitter and my wife)
R
E
D
D
I
T
I
S
A
N
O
K
A
Y
W
E
B
S
I
T
E
Boom, roasted!
‘yes but just to prove you’ve been paying attention I’d like you to recite the alphabet first’
So with his best effort the boy replies ‘A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z’
The teacher says ‘very good but what happened to the P?’
‘Well this took so long it’s running down my leg’
He was eating a sandwich. I said "you're not allowed gluten, what's that?" He replied "it's b-r-e-a-d" I said "what, bread?"
He said "no, b-r-e-a-d. It's spelt bread"
S O M E v i e w s are r e f r a C T E D, but I'm fully transparent.
If you are paid to drive a person in your car, you're in the livery business.
If you are paid to drive a box in your car, you're in the delivery business.
Q.E.D.
- a) Because it was crude oil
- b) Because it wasn't refined
- c) Because it was a real gas
- d) Because it wasn't reserved
- e) Because it liked to say, "What the shale?" f) Because it was kerobsene
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
No-el no-L
A B C
D E F G
H I J K M N
O P Q R S T U V
W X Y Z
No L, no L
No L, no L
I forgot where I heard this but I use it every year lol
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my fellow redditors!
Parts A to D will be free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E.
Part A through D are free.
You have to fight for your right to Part E.
Why did A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z all get sent to the principal's office?
Because they were naughty! (Not "E")
Student: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, phosphorus, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
Teacher: How did you say phosphorus instead of L, M, N, O, and P?
Student: Because phosphorus is EL-EM-EN-TAL P.
I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.
I'm missing the iron E.
It’d be a shame if someone put an S in front of it and an E behind it.
"It’d be a shame if someone put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end."
