D Mob Puns

A list of puns related to "D Mob"

What do you call a group of gangsters that refuse to turn off the lights on their cameras

A flash mob

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👤︎ u/jmahler0514
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Skeletone Puns?

Hello !

My friends and I are dressing up as Skellies for a con. We will be carrying signs that will have silly phrases.

We could use more ideas! Any skeleton puns we could use that you love?

Signs will include things like: "minion seeks necromancer, PST" "Have you seen our boss mob?"

ECT!

Looking forward to hearing your ideas! Thanks all!

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👤︎ u/TogiSoYo
📅︎ May 30 2018
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What do you call paparazzi with old timey cameras?

A flash mob

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👤︎ u/God_Of_Pores
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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My Dad went out with a couple of guys called Barry Allen the other night.

He said it turned into a flash mob.

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👤︎ u/SeaDragonWhisperer
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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Dadjoked my girlfriend at concert

My girlfriend and I went to a Glitch Mob concert a couple of days ago. When we walked into the venue, the smoke machines were already on, it was almost impossible to see the stage. Immediately I turn to her and say

"Man, I don't know if we'll remember this concert tomorrow morning."

"Why?"

"Our memory might be a little foggy."

I had to go look for her in the crowd.

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👤︎ u/Zaffire
📅︎ Nov 07 2014
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What do you call an organized crime ring that sells Adobe products?

A flash mob

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👤︎ u/JonnyDhotdog
📅︎ Jan 30 2015
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