Today during a spelling test, asked a small human, “How do you spell crocodile?” They said “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”. I told them that was incorrect.
They responded, “Maybe I did, but you asked how I spell it.”
Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
You don't often see "turtles" spelled T-U-R-D-l-e-s
because they're an endangered feces
Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
I'm going to name my son Violence.
If he's smart, I can tell my friends that Violence solves problems.
Son: "Hey dad, can you spell check my essay?"
Dad: "c-h-e-c-k m-y e-s-s-a-y"
