D&d Food Puns

A list of puns related to "D&d Food"

Why did Popeye write to the Italian food company Bertolli, thanking them for everything they’d done?

They made olive oil spread.

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👤︎ u/Tango91
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Some students needed help calculating the number of food and drinks they'd need for a party. Their teacher responds...

"What's the equation? (occasion)"

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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👤︎ u/bb5x24
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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If your girlfriend can cook good Chinese food, you’d better marry her...

Szechuan of a kind!

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👤︎ u/downonthestreet
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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Was out in the backyard grilling some burgers for my daughter and her friends but they'd lined up a bunch of dolls to get food too

It was a barbie queue

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👤︎ u/chadnav
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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I asked my wife if she’d like to eat Indian food

She wanted naan of it

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👤︎ u/JunkSchwayze
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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An old couple sitting next to my boyfriend and I at Hibachi asked the chef when he'd begin to cook the food. He replied, "When I get around to it." The couple proceeded to hand him this.
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👤︎ u/midwesterntown
📅︎ Nov 09 2013
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[REQUEST] I'm looking for the best comeback to the old schoolyard joke, "Do you like seeeeee food?" While smacking and showing off the half chewed mouthful of lunchable they'd just choked down....

And I know most of you here can do better than my,

While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."

Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?

Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.

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👤︎ u/GingerHero
📅︎ Nov 30 2015
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[Request] Needed: Cow Puns

So, I don't if this is the appropriate place for this, but I need a boat-load of cow puns for a D&D campaign. Any all and jokes are both welcomed and needed.

They can be as subtle or as obvious or as cringey as you'd like.

Examples:

A slingshot built from straps set up between the pair of Minotaur horns. A Bullista, if you will.

A character named Timothy Jacobs (Timoothy Jacowbs)

There is a ritual among Minotaur where they fight over the best food served. This is called a Cudstody battle.

Thank you for your help!

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👤︎ u/kunk180
📅︎ Jul 28 2015
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