I was looking back at the timing of all of this with Florita, Korey, Olivia, Charlie and Trina and found a few things interesting. Wanted to share for anyone that is curious about how this all unfolded.

Miami weekend...

- He was in Miami Nov 12-14, so Korey and Florita likely hooked up on Saturday the 13th. (Source: Date matches with Florita's Q&A story about when they met up in Miami. Charlie, Olivia and Shannon all hinted at this in their recent lives/comments. I say 'likely' because there is mixed messaging from the cast on this but it is clear something happened between them given Olivia's smore interview yesterday discussing Florita and Korey.)

- On Monday, Nov 15th, Florita did her IG Q&A where she confirmed she saw Korey and got him drunk and she 'hoped he had a good time'.

- On Tuesday, Nov 16th, Florita and Jeremy unfollowed each other on IG and there was a Reddit post about 'bad blood'. (My theory is that Florita told Jeremy about Miami/Korey and that initiated the unfollows/hurt feelings even though they weren't together anymore - SPECULATION but not confirmed anywhere. Timing seems interesting.)

Fast forward a few days to Atlantic City...

- Thursday, Nov 18th was the arrival day and Olivia/Charlie didn't talk or had an issue the first night. (Source: Olivia confirmed on the IG Live with Shannon.) Korey and Olivia seemed distant but fine.

- Friday, Nov 19th was the weird IG live where Korey was acting sus. (Source: Olivia's IG Live in AC. It's on YouTube.)

- Friday was also when Charlie posted the picture of him and Olivia and he tried to kiss her as confirmed by several people (Source: Shannon's IG Live, Florita's comment on Olivia's TikTok and Olivia on Smore Live).

- Korey and Jeremy also didn't appear to be talking or hanging out, but Jeremy and Charlie were... they were seeing weird vibes between Korey/Florita and then Jeremy probably told Charlie about the assumed Miami hook-up and then Charlie told Trina. (Source: Charlie's comments on Shannon's IG Live, Olivia on Smore. Jeremy possibly telling Charlie about the potential hook-up is SPECULATION.)

- One other note on Friday; Florita was also constantly around Liv, posting cute stories and seemed very close that night too (much more than usual).

- Saturday, Nov 20th, Charlie leaves, Korey is attached at the hip with Olivia posting lots of stories of her. Things seem fine but a bit distant. Then they all leave on Monday Nov 22nd. Kore

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

To everyone who are waiting for a thank you, I'm sorry for taking so long! I just moved to a new apartment and I have a lot of exams and projects for university right now, so I didn't have much time for carding. Anyway, thank you for your patience, and here they are:

u/miav Your postcard pf "take a deep breath and remember that you're doing the best you can" came in perfect time for me, I needed to her that. Also you decorated it so nicely, I love the washi tapes :)

u/dshanson Sorry for not being the creep you wished for, but i love the card!! Amazing Photoshop skills, i laughed when I opened it. Happy holidays!!

u/princess_34 Thank you for the Christmas card, my favorite tradition is probably baking and decorating cookies. I like to make them look very silly!

u/toni_jade thank you for the cute card of the penguin and narwhal making smores, happy holidays to you!

u/myaccentisnotnew Thank you for the Krampus card, I love creepy holiday stuff!! Really cool :D

u/illegal_speedster happy belated blahaj-oween! You drawing looks super amazing, please consider posting it to r/BLAHAJ, they will go crazy for it. My shark babies send you happy holidays.

u/umeshufan thank you for your card, I wish you the same: lots of cards and love from Raoc. Many hugs and happy holidays!

u/amyt13 Thank you for the holiday card and all the little extras you included, I loved exchanging with you this year too! Much love to you and happy holidays

u/consciousplanter Did you make your own fall/thanksgiving card?? Its so cool! My favorite season is probably fall because the temperature is perfect and Halloween is the best holiday, but I enjoy the cold of the winter as well. Happy holidays to you!

u/soft_distortion Thank you for the canadian postcard! I hope you enjoyed your visit to the toronto first post office, that sounds very cool. I would love to visit a post museum. Also enjoyed the stamps you chose! Happy holidays to you

u/Satanekochan This is a very late thank you, but I did receive your card on my birthday week! Thank you for all the things you included, the cards, stickers, post-its and even a temporary tattoo! Very cool birthday gift. Yes indeed i feel lucky to be a november baby since i still get christmas-gift-privileges :D Happy holidays and happy second round of gifts!

u/cswl Your thank you is also very late but i did receive your card very close to my birthday, dont worry! Thank you for the happy-birthday wishes. My birthday guilty pleasure is eating cake wa

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Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why