How-do-we-make-babies joke

Okay, so this is my first post, so be gentle there. It s more a funny thing my dad did to mess with us than a dad joke. Our parents explained it to us , so i don t have the dialogues here. When we were little, my brother and I of course asked my parents how do we make babies, because we wanted a little bro or sis and they did not wanted us to get one. So we asked them how babies are made. They explained to us that you need 3 things ; a mother's belly , dad's seeds and a little bit of love. That was cute, they said that daddy had to put his seeds in mummy 's belly with the love. When we asked how, they told us to guess -this is why we thought babies were made by the bellybutton, they did really had fun with us- and then, finally, we asked them why they would not make us a little brother then. My father, had this brilliant idea to mess with us, which we sometimes did not notice, as we were little. He basically told us with a huge smile accros his face :" You know what ? If you find the good seeds, we'll make you one". My mother laughed but we took it seriously. We have apparently searched for hours even going in the basement, searching in mom's gardening seeds, ripping of the labels and bringing them to the parents to ask if these were the good ones . We eventually got fed up, and never asked my parents to have a sibling again.

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📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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Giving my one year old boy a shoulder ride when I lifted him up and put him on my head...

Turned to the wife and said "Do you like what I'm wearing?" (Lulling her into a false sense of security)
She smiles at me, blissfully unaware of my setup and thinking I'm just being cute.
"It's a son-hat." I say with a grin.
The groan she gave me told me I had done well.

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📅︎ Aug 21 2016
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Dadjoked the dentist just now.

My wife, our newborn, and I came to the dentist for my wife's appointment. The Doctor leans over the front desk and starts making those noises women make when babies are seen.

Doc: awwww he's soooo cute! How's he doing?

Me: well actually doctor, that's why we're here. You see, he was born without teeth.. and we're kinda worried about that.

It took them (the doctor, assistant, and my wife) a few seconds to realize I was trying (failing) to make a joke. You should've seen my big dopey smile :-)

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👤︎ u/Nankilslas
📅︎ Nov 17 2015
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He's just sooo funny.

*laying in bed on my phone as my dad is standing at my door.

Dad: "What're you doing"

Me: "Just looking on reddit"

A smile slowly creeps across his face..

Dad: "What did you read" Then proceeds to slap knee and walk away.

At least he's cute..

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👤︎ u/sireeeena
📅︎ Sep 04 2013
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I...think I got my girlfriend on a dad joke.

Cute girl sits next to me in an auditorium where they're playing dubstep. I turn to her, smiling, and say "I'm really wubbing these subwoofers!" She actually laughed, and we're still together about a year and a half later. :)

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📅︎ Oct 19 2013
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Dad joked my waitress tonight!

A little background, I'm in my twenties eating at an Italian restaurant where they ask you if you'd like some extra cheese grated on top of your meal. The waitress was young and cute, so this went down:

Waitress: "Would you like cheese on your Ravioli?"

Me: "Sure, that would be great!" <grate>

Waitress: cracks a smile

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👤︎ u/88high
📅︎ Nov 09 2014
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