In chemistry today, a girl asked if she should give her data table a title.

I told her that "Earl of Data Table" had a nice ring to it, but she should check to make sure it is of noble dissent first.

She rolled her eyes, but the cute girl next to her laughed.🤗

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My dad, the master of subtle dad jokes

Me: I would love to have a dog as a ring bearer it would be so cute!

Dad: A dog as a ring bearer?? Psh! That sounds impawsible!!

He always manages to get me somehow..

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