Cute Nut Puns

A list of puns related to "Cute Nut"

My wife has been looking for pitted dates for a few days now, and was getting fed up, so she was going buy them on Amazon.

I told I wasn't comfortable with her online dating.

(came up with this on the spot and I was so proud)

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👤︎ u/JackFrost709
📅︎ Apr 13 2022
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I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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