A Jewish man's son leaves, and returns home a Christian
The man goes to discuss the matter with his Jewish neighbor.
"It happened with my son, too! He left home Jewish and came back a few days later a Christian."
They go to talk to the rabbi about this issue. "You're not gonna believe this," the rabbi told them. "My Jewish son also left and came back a Christian!"
So they had to take it a level higher. The rabbi talked to God, "our sons are leaving home and returning as Christians! What's going on?"
God replies "so, you're not gonna believe this..."
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
Inflation
How does a train eat it's dinner?
It chew chews it!?
Credit: My 3 year old, who validated the joke through my 6 year old.
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
