I was confused as to how much lettuce to buy, so I called my wife from the store.

Turns out… two heads are better than one.

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📅︎ Dec 13 2022
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Did you hear about the desk cactus that was caught stealing company secrets?

Turns out he was a plant this whole time!

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📅︎ Jul 31 2022
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