What do we want? Cute kittens!! When do we want them?

Meow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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My magician friend’s signature trick is to make cute kittens appear out of thin air.

His stage name is The Wizard of Awwws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Titties

So my girlfriend likes to talk in a baby voice sometimes. I don't mind it and find it fairly cute. Well she's been wanting to go get a kitten and every time she mentions is she says it as "can we go look at titties today?" Instead of kitties. Well I woke her up and in her half asleep voice she asks me

"Can we go look at titties today?"

I say "sure, we'll go to the shelter later."

And she responds "Hooters or twin peaks?"

It took me a minute but she definitely got me on this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draked1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2016
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I'm not a dad yet, but I believe I have been trained well.

A cat we got just had kittens and they are absolutely adorable. One of the kittens was chewing on an electrical wire. So of course I said "Don't let her chew on that!! It may electro-cute her!!" Everyone in the room face palmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brogers3395
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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