Curry Film Puns

And then the bloody thing tears anyway!

Disclaimer, this happened 6 years ago.

In the fall of 2014, I went through a breakup. Of course, I did what any broken-hearted millennial man would do and hopped on all of the dating apps. I had a few dates here and there, but nothing memorable for the most part until I received an OKcupid message from a woman who we will call Lara. Voluptuous, pretty, and seemingly very interested. And also strangely familiar in a way that I couldn’t initially place. Out of curiosity, I Googled her and very quickly realized why she looked so familiar: she was an adult film star. She was bit intense, but I really enjoyed her company and we had good chemistry. We went on a few dates, all of which went well. The last date is where I fucked up, obviously.

For one of our previous dates, I had chosen a Japanese curry restaurant. I love all kinds of curries, but I had admitted to Lara that I had never had Indian curry. So for our next date we went to her favorite Indian restaurant. We took our time perusing the menu, and I noticed that they had a curry so spicy that you were required to sign a waiver to eat it. I was intrigued, because I love spicy food. Lara suggested that I get it, and being young and arrogant and eager to impress I went for it.

After a while the food arrived. We shared it and she seemed completely unphased. It was incredibly spicy, eating it almost made my lips feel numb. I still managed to make a dent in it, but I ate it very slowly. When it finally started to hit my stomach, I knew I had made a terrible mistake. I excused myself, and briskly walked to the restroom and locked it behind me. I tore off my overshirt and literally collapsed on the floor. There I laid for what must have been 20-30 minutes holding my stomach. Honestly, I thought I was dying.

Eventually, Lara texted me to make sure I was alright. I asked if she could get the check so we could leave. Very unfortunately, I had driven us and we were across town from her car. I spent the entire drive, plus a stop at a Walgreens to get antacids, putting on a brave face while my insides liquified. She was very apologetic about her choice of restaurant the entire time. I eventually got her back to her car and she asked me when she would see me again, I said I’d text her and let her know. I spent the rest of the night in my bathroom. I was honestly so embarrassed by the experience that I never ended up seeing her again.

Silver lining to the story, I ended up getting back together with my ex-girlfr

In the film Legend, Tim Curry plays the "Lord of Darkness" and refers to his father often. Is the Lord of Darkness supposed to be the Devil and his father God, or is he supposed to be the Antichrist and his father the Devil, or is there supposed to be some other interpretation?

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[Fandom] 'Space Jam 2' news... Ryan Coogler is rewriting the script // Steph Curry, James Harden, & Kevin Durant won't appear in the film largely due to sneaker contracts // Film will rely less on All-Star hoopers & more on LeBron's family arc

I saw a some kind of film production today on a neighborhood street off of curry Ford in the Delaney park neighborhood. It looked like a very legitimate/higher Budget shoot. Their basecamp is over at the Delaney street Baptist church parking lot as well, anyone know what the shoot is for by chance?

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Some twitter users are calling him out, but other fellow industry people and LA residents are telling their embarrassing stories about meeting Max Landis

"I met Max Landis at a party and told him I was a big fan of Chronicle and he got mad and embarrassed that I wasn’t aware he has like 5 other movies in the pipeline. He then opened his jacket to reveal he was wearing a shirt with his upcoming IMDB credits written on it. No joke."

"I had lunch with screenwriter and sentient Rockstar energy drink Max Landis. A mutual friend invited us both to lunch at Little Dom’s, a pretty fancy place. Max spent the whole time talking about how the ending of The Force Awakens sucked and how he’d have done it better. I only mention the fanciness of Little Dom’s because in the telling of his version of the ending, Max CLIMED UP ON THE TABLE to act out a light saber battle. I wanted to crawl under the table as this gangly, rainbow-haired dude annoyed the entire restaurant. "

"This idiot hit on me at a Comic-Con party a few years back and when I told him for the 6th time that I was not interested, he put his palm on my face and shoved me with all of his might and thus I will forever hate him"

"I once saw him in a red velvet tux screaming at the New Bev ticket guy Bc he wanted two entire rows of seats held for his friends during a screening of an old film of his dad’s. "

"he once yelled at people waiting in line at Cinefamily and told them that the movie they were going to see was awful"

Crazy Days and Nights blind item denouncing Landis