Ctrl+x Puns

A list of puns related to "Ctrl+x"

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edit: seems like my ctrl button doesn't work.

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👤︎ u/BusyPooping
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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A spider crawled on my computer

Don't worry it's under CTRL

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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My keyboard fell apart today.

I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.

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👤︎ u/KugelblitzTransGirl
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?

It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.

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👤︎ u/TrueDitty
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Do you know the keyboard shortcut to help you not have to go the bathroom when you’re working or playing PC games?

Ctrl P

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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I'm here to save you...

For I am SUPER CTRL-S 🙂

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👤︎ u/Ripinreality
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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Gentlemen- what’s a shortcut to not piss on the seat?

Ctrl+P

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👤︎ u/hollywoodsine
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.

Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+s

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👤︎ u/ManOfLaBook
📅︎ Oct 20 2015
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A spider just crawled into my keyboard as I was typing

It's OK though, I have it under CTRL

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👤︎ u/ploughran89
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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What are the three keys to a frontpage post?

Ctrl, C, and V.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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I was revising an essay the other day...

when all of a sudden I deleted an entire sentence. I tried Ctrl+Z, document recovery, and everything, but eventually I gave it up as a lost clause.

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👤︎ u/i_love_cool_words
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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Did you hear about the keyboard designer who had a psychotic breakdown?

His colleagues reported he was Alt of Ctrl when he made his Esc.

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👤︎ u/MALteesar
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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After you make a mistake, try to take a nap

It'll look better after some Ctrl + Zs

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👤︎ u/scifried
📅︎ May 03 2017
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What's the quickest way to make a dad joke?

Ctrl C, Ctrl V.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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If moses had to part the sea today, what would he use?

ctrl+c

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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Some of my dad's think-and-grins

Driving the family car with a whining engine when the brakes squeek obnoxiously

"Looks like this van has more than one squeal"

"Yeah, including the nut behind the wheel!"

Need to ask sister a question

"Have you seen my sister?"

"No, but I read the book."

Looking at laptops when we see the chromebook we have at home

"Hey look, it's that thing that struggles with the concept of Ctrl-P"

"Well, that is why they made diapers"

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👤︎ u/Unuoctium
📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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dadcombo

shared a classic dadjoke to SO,
"who was the first person to use the ctrl-c shortcut: Moses"
"wow.. cant handle"
"sorry i didnt come with handle bars"
"you need to stop reading dadjokes, youre going to the darkside"
"you mean the dadside" *uncontrollable laughter

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👤︎ u/mikes852
📅︎ Jan 07 2016
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My friend is going to make a great Dad one day.

My friend is working on his homework and I notice his Ctrl key was missing.

Me: "Hey, what happened to your Ctrl key?"

Friend: "I've lost Ctrl."

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👤︎ u/DuhBasser
📅︎ Dec 03 2014
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My sister found out Alt-J was playing at Osheaga 2015 this year and my dad said.....

"Alt-J? Who is that? The brother of Ctrl-J?"

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👤︎ u/plastictf
📅︎ Mar 18 2015
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A spider just crawled in to my keyboard

Don't worry though, it's under ctrl.

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👤︎ u/IAMBiSH
📅︎ Mar 09 2017
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V

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I think I am out of Ctrl...

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👤︎ u/HappyGoMonkey1
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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