Dad joke war just broke out at dinner

About ten minutes ago at dinner war broke out. My little brother (4 years old) and my little sister (8) were fighting so my mom told them to stop which made my brother cry for some reason. My dad said "are you crying?" And he said yes. My dad goes "hi crying I'm dad!!" Which made him cry more. He kept doing it to us and I look at him seriously and say "are you gunna stop?" And he sighs and says fine. I go "hi gunna stop I'm Gage!!" And he bursts out laughing. My mom made us apologize to my little brother because we made him cry more with our jokes and then had him apologize to my sister. I say to my brother "are you sorry?" And he said yes... Ya you know what happened next. I went back to my room after dinner and I just heard my dad say to my mom "hi gunna kill myself I'm dad!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gagepierce10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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You know when someone walks past you and you catch a bit of their conversation? Even if it is feckin weird? Well....

So I was waiting in the car while my parents were waving off my sister to go on a school trip.

I’m on my phone, chilling out when I suddenly see a girl of about 4 or 5 with her mother walking past. They are talking but all I catch is the little girl saying:

β€œThe wedding was so emotional, even the cake was crying!”

I found this hilarious, and later passed it on to my father who then said

β€œIf the little girl wanted to be smart, she should of said β€˜the cake was in tears’” (as in tiers of a cake)

I just face palmed at this moment πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoelyMaya
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Wanna hear a dirty joke? Who built the ark?

A pig fell in the mud. πŸ–πŸ˜‘

Also, when we were little and my sister (I'm 29/f, she's 2 years my junior) would cry and scream and beg about not getting what she want, my dad would always ask her "Who built the ark?" That shit always pissed her off and me too sometimes but it's def funny now.

One more from him .. when we go out to eat he always tries to hand us a straw but it's really just the wrapper he made to look like there was one still in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blo0dchild
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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At the pool when...

As a kid, I was playing at the pool with my family when I threw a dolphin toy and accidentally hit my little sister square in the forehead.

She started crying and as my dad rushed over to her, he yelled, "It's okay sweetie, he didn't do it on porpoise!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viklas122
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2013
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