Healthy relationships are a lot like an exciting game of cricket.

It's all about the boundaries

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👤︎ u/jeevesfan
📅︎ Jul 29 2022
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I just realized why the game is called "cricket"

it's about the spectators' reaction...

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👤︎ u/Zkang123
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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I made a dad joke I'm proud of last night...

I was watching my friend's softball game last night, sitting with his wife as their two twin 4-ish-year-old daughters ran around. One of them was intent on finding the crickets that were chirping all night. Finally she runs up to us and says "I hear the crickets over there. I'm going to go look for them!"

As she runs off I say "Watch, all she'll find over there is a bad comedian."

Forgive me, it's a problem.

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👤︎ u/kr580
📅︎ Aug 08 2014
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Dadjoke while walking into 40k store. No takers. Lets see what I get here

First time at a Warhammer 40k store. I'm familiar with the game but have never played. Display window has a seven foot marine figure that is painted and badass. As I walk in,

"Whoa! How many points to play him?!?"

Me pointing at marine. Three nerds playing magic stop to look at me. Store employee looks up without moving his head. Two other store patrons turn to look at me.

Crickets.

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👤︎ u/tfghost416
📅︎ Aug 22 2014
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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