What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?
It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.
I used to know the name of a dessert where you pour espresso over a scoop of ice cream.
What did Thumper get charged with when he stole a slurp of Bambi's ice-cream cone?
Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought to myself, “The streets seem strangely desserted…”
Still working on my beef and cream of mushroom cannon
Starting to worry it’s not stroganoff
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A woman checks out of target with two apples, a banana, and a quart of ice cream. The cashier asks, “Are you single?” The woman replies, “Yes, how could you tell?”
I saw an ice cream holder made of polymerized siloxanes at the store today
But I thought "that's just a silly cone"
The head of Big Cat Rescue and the female antagonist in the hit Netflix documentary has been arrested after holding up an ice cream shop.
Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.
My 4yo daughter was playing ice cream shop, pretending that little pieces of chalk were the ice cream flavors. She asked me what flavor I wanted
What kind of ice cream do you have after you f*cked your wife too hard?
What do you call it when you go back for another helping of ice cream?
Me: What's the name of the dessert where you put an espresso over ice cream?
Colleague: Affogato
Me: Yeah I forgot too, I'm sure there's a name for it...
So all of the deserts were playing a game were they tried to steal each other, the cookies were stealing the scones and the danishes were stealing the ice cream and they were all doing it pretty badly but the pie
I was kicked out of an ice cream shop because I was born without feet.
Apparently they’re lack-toes intolerant.
I finally purchased a new tube of Fixodent Denture Adhesive Cream for my wife and me!
It was good to strengthen our bond.
What kind of dog goes well with cream cheese?
Baristas can use bubble-y cream to draw amazing shapes on top of your drink.
Foam is where the art is.
Need help thinking of an ice cream pun
More specifically, my friend and I are going to every ice cream place we possibly can this summer and want to think of a name for our little adventure. "Tour de cone" is a dumb example we came up with. Anyone have other suggestions!? Thanks!
Is spending too much for premium ice cream a case of Breyer's remorse?
I bought some wrinkle cream the other day. What a waste of money that was.
My shirts still need ironing...
The vicar's ice-cream was full of chocolate fish...
It was his sundae school.
I’m applying shaving cream everyday because of my severe santaphobia.
I heard it protects you from nicks.
What's a quesadilla's favorite type of ice cream?
What kind of ice cream do drunk drivers like?
What do you get when you eat a gallon of ice cream?
A colleague and I shared a pack of custard creams....
He said we'll split them evenly so we both get an equal amount....so I said...
"Well I guess we have joint custardy then"
I'm very proud
There's a line of journalists outside the ice cream store.
They're waiting for a big scoop.
One day I'll achieve my life's ambition of sticking an Irish cat onto an ice cream
It'll be my Magnum O'Puss.
My dad noticed the amount of ice cream I was eating.
I enjoy eating big bowls of ice cream, but I got a smaller amount than I usually do (still bigger than a normal bowl for most people). When I saw my dad looking in awe, or maybe disgust, I told him, "I'm trying to watch my weight."
He came back with a quick "Well, you won't have trouble finding it after that!"
:(
What is the Martian's favorite flavor of ice-cream?
My 17yr old wanted some cream cheese. Asked if she wanted the 50 Shades of Grey kind...
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