Did you hear the pirate blue crew crashed into the red crew?

They were all marooned.

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📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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Dad (having an heart attack): Son call me an ambulance...

Son actually calls an ambulance.

Dad dies of disappointment.

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👤︎ u/vinnaey
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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