Craig Hogan Puns

I am making a list of prosecutors who think Brendan's confession wasn't coerced versus prosecutors who think Brendan's confession was coerced. Anyone have any more prosecutors to add to either list?

When asked to present rational justifications for their belief in God, many theists -- at least those who lean towards religious apologetics -- reply with popular apologetical arguments for the existence of God. I'll argue here their arguments aren't successful as they think. That does not mean, of course, that they should drop their religious faith just because their arguments are a failure. Surely these apologetical arguments are far from being the basis of their religious convictions. Anyway, let's first begin with Craig's Kalam cosmological argument:

>P1. Whatever begins to exist has a cause.
>
>P2. The universe began to exist.
>
>C. The universe has a cause.

Craig, then, goes on to try to show that only a non-material and non-spatial being with free will could be the cause of the universe. If the argument succeeds, it would be highly suggestive that (some form of) theism is correct.

However, one of the problems with this argument is that the 2nd premise is false. Craig generally presents the Big Bang as evidence the universe had an absolute beginning. Indeed, he goes on to argue that his singularity theorems would also entail a beginning of a multiverse, and thus of the entirety of nature (i.e., physical reality). But most cosmologists today agree that the Big Bang doesn't entail anything of the sort -- at least, current evidence doesn't support this proposition. For example, in the book "Where Did the Universe Come From?" (pp. 36, 210-211), physicists Geraint Lewis and Ferrie Chris wrote:

>“Perhaps space and time and matter all came into being at the initial start time of the universe. … Most physicists find this idea unpalatable and don’t think that is likely to be the case. Looking at the hints in Einstein’s mathematics, many think our universe was not the actual beginning of everything and that we come from some preexisting structure."

Of course, Craig doesn't stop here. He also presents logical (a priori) arguments against the idea of an infinite, temporally beginningless past. I won't deal with his arguments here for the sake of space, but I addressed his arguments in details elsewhere. So, let's move on.

Another argument that is very popular nowadays is the fine-tuning argument. It basically says that only a very small set of constants is life-permitting. And the constants of our universe "coincident

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#Legends - 8th January 2021

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

• Wanda Maximoff
• Vision
• Falcon
• The Winter Soldier
• Sharon Carter
• Baron Zemo
• Loki
• The Tesseract/Space Stone
• Black Widow
• Peggy Carter
• The Avengers Initiative
• The Ravagers
• The Ten Rings
• Hawkeye (12th November)

#Assembled

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.

This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.

##Episodes

• The Making of WandaVision
• The Making of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
• The Making of Loki
• The Making of Black Widow
• The Making of What If...?
• The Making of Shang-Chi and the Legend of The Ten Rings
• The Making of Hawkeye

#Hawkeye - November 24th 2021 (6 Episodes)

###Status - Wrapped; First 2 Episodes streaming on November 24th

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

https://thewest.com.au/sport/craig-odonoghue/craig-odonoghue-fremantle-dockers-could-be-coming-of-age-to-push-for-2025-afl-premiership-c-4713576

An AFL premiership by 2025. That is Fremantle’s lofty goal under the Strategic Plan that was unveiled during the week.

There were plenty of other objectives including an increase in memberships, attendances and revenue. They’re also chasing an AFLW flag, but that’s a developing competition which won’t even be 10 years old in 2025 and planning for the future in a rapidly changing league is one hell of a task.

Regardless of everything else in the Strategic Plan, coach Justin Longmuir putting a trophy in the cabinet is the big ticket item.

It’s easy to criticise AFL teams for boldly outlining their vision. Richmond were mocked after releasing a 10-year plan in 2010 which declared they wanted to win three premierships. Yet the Tigers followed the plan and became a powerhouse.

Winning a flag is tough and without wanting to sound like Captain Obvious, success can’t be achieved without talent. But history tells us teams must gather a core group of elite talent who are a similar age.

The last 10 premiership teams have included an average of 10 players aged between 24-28. Those men haven’t been role players either. The groups have been based around superstars.

Melbourne had 11 players aged 24-28 as part of this year’s flag including Christian Petracca, Clayton Oliver, Bayley Fritsch, Angus Brayshaw and Jack Viney.

Their vanquished opponents, the Western Bulldogs had 13 players in that bracket including Marcus Bontempelli, Jack Macrae, Adam Treloar, Lachie Hunter and Caleb Daniel.

Richmond’s dominant era began in 2017 when Dustin Martin, Alex Rance, Trent Cotchin and Jack Riewoldt were among 13 players in that age bracket.

Hawthorn averaged 11 players aged between 24-28 across their three premierships from 2013-15. Lance Franklin, Jarryd Roughead, Cyril Rioli, Jordan Lewis, Grant Birchall and Isaac Smith were among that lot in 2013.

While Fremantle will be hoping for success as soon as possible, their 2025 crew is the most exciting batch. The current list includes a Doig medallist and six top 10 draft picks who will be in the 24-28 hitting zone – Sean Darcy, Andrew Brayshaw, Caleb Serong, Griffin Logue, Liam Henry, Hayden Young and the recently recruited Will Brodie.

First round draftee Jordan Clark only just arrived from Geelong. He’ll be 24. We’ve barely seen Sam Sturt due to injury but he will b

Hello everyone, Alpinia here, and I'm proud to bring to you one of the largest updates to Kaiserreich so far - 0.18 'Forest Brothers'. The new reworked nations brought to you this time around are none other than Bhutan, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Wales and White Ruthenia. But of course, it doesn't stop there, with a whole host of literally hundreds of other additions, improvements and fixes, as detailed in the full patch notes enclosed.

For some of the more prominent changes, check out the abridged patch notes below.

Changes

Notable Additions

• Kaiserreich now has its own implementation of Player-Led Peace Conferences and the State Transfer Tool. These can be activated via game rules, though if you are in debug mode then the State Transfer Tool is available by default. Note that, if you decide to use the PLPC or STT mods anyhow, it won’t break anything - you just won’t get our updates to them.
• Japan’s intervention in China has been modified to be more in line with the vanilla version.
• Japan’s "Fading Sun" peace mechanic with China has now been changed. Russia and China are dealt with by separate scripted peace events, and Japan has different levels of surrender ranging from minor defeat to total capitulation - they no longer lose their faction and all ability to declare war the moment Korea and Manchuria are occupied.
• Total download size of the base mod has been reduced by ~50%, thanks to standardising most gfx to .png format.
• The remainder of the former rework to Kaiserreich’s naval system has now been removed, bringing the naval system fully in line with vanilla's, save for names.

New Focus Trees

• Estonia
• Latvia
• Wales

Reworked/Expanded Focus Trees

• Bhutan
• Lithuania
• Belarus/White Ruthenia

Tweaked Focus Trees

• Independent Belgium (Foreign Policy)
• French Republic (If Germany has fallen before they return to the Métropole)

New Events

• If the Reichspakt dissolves, a German-puppet Brittany will now seek to rejoin the rest of France.
• The Commune of France can now demand Dunkirk from Belgium if the latter asks for an alliance.
• Added peace events between Yunnan and German East Asia, Vietnam & Indochina.
• Added events for the Sino-Japanese War.
• Added some flavour events for the League of Eight Provinces and Liangguang.
• Added an event for Legation Cities upon the end of the American Civil War and some flavour events.
• Added some events regarding the Romanian annexation of Alföld.
• Added an event for Shandong v

They’re on standbi

Georgia

Thrown into the center of the political universe in 2020, Georgia is set to remain there in 2022 and beyond. After the state narrowly voted for Biden and Democrats just weeks later flipped both Senate seats — giving Democrats control of the chamber — Georgia Republican Gov. Brian Kemp now faces both a serious Democratic challenger as well as one from within his own party.

Arizona

Republican Kari Lake, a former newscaster, secured Trump’s early endorsement and leads the GOP field to succeed term-limited Gov. Doug Ducey. While Lake leads, she has not cleared the GOP field, which includes state Treasurer Kimberly Yee and former Rep. Matt Salmon.

Michigan

Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer won in a landslide in 2018, and she developed a national profile as her stringent coronavirus policies led her to become a frequent target of Trump. In particular, Whitmer’s personal violations of her own public health policies have made her a top GOP target since she took office.

The leading Republican challenger is retired Detroit police chief James Craig, but the GOP field is far from settled. Wealthy businessman Kevin Rinke recently announced a bid and has the ability to self-fund his campaign, and Trump-tied Tudor Dixon is also running, though both are polling behind Craig.

Wisconsin

Democratic Gov. Tony Evers denied former Republican Gov. Scott Walker a third term in 2018, but the Republican state legislature moved almost immediately to limit his powers. Evers’ reelection effort may be close in a state that Biden won by just over 20,000 votes in 2020, while the Badger State also features a Senate race that could decide control of the 50-50 chamber.

Republican Rebecca Kleefish, Walker’s lieutenant governor, has emerged as an early frontrunner, but the eventual nominee is far from decided. Kevin Nicholson, who briefly tried to oust Democratic Sen. Tammy Baldwin in 2018, also may run, and while Trump has reportedly [urged

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Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

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