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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
The following is a list of insider sales with a total value of at
least $250,000 reported to the Securities and Exchange Commission late Tuesday and early Wednesday.
Company - (Symbol) Security Insider Date(s) Shares Price Holdings
10X Genomics Inc (TXG) CL A Hindson Benjamin J (P) 10/1/21 41,666 $143.56 47,117 Mcanear Justin J (CFO) 10/1/21 10,000 $143.52 39,100
908 Devices Inc (MASS) Knopp Kevin J (CEO) 10/1/21 20,000 $33.65 1,278,061
Airbnb Inc (ABNB) CL A Balogh Aristotle N (O) 10/1/21 4,000 $170.31 321,164 Gebbia Joseph (OD) 10/1/21 204,166 $171.01 1,462,655
Allegro Microsystems Inc (ALGM) Doogue Michael (VP) 10/1/21 16,739 $31.54 328,865
American Well Corp (AMWL) CL A Schoenberg Ido (CB) 10/1/21 107,000 $8.95 3,556,007 Schoenberg Roy (CEO) 10/1/21 107,000 $8.95 3,077,731
Apollo Global Management Inc (APO) CL A Harris Joshua J (D) 10/1/21-10/5/21 219,949 $61.19 3,150,000
Apple Inc (AAPL) O'Brien Deirdre (VP) 10/4/21 89,437 $138.83 136,118 Williams Jeffrey E (COO) 10/4/21 165,829 $138.83 489,490
Apria Inc (APR) Figueroa John G (CB) 10/1/21 21,600 $35.40 543,203
Arista Networks Inc (ANET) Giancarlo Charles H (D) 10/1/21 1,665 $344.89 61,959
Asana Inc (ASAN) CL A Lacey Eleanor B (O) 10/1/21 17,480 $100.41 129,359
Automatic Data Processing (ADP) Brown Laura G (VP) 10/1/21 1,490 $200.51 8,296
BlackLine Inc (BL) Tucker Therese (CB) 10/5/21 10,000 $117.33 4,433,776
Boston Scientific Corporation (BSX) Mahoney Michael F (CB) 10/4/21 201,042 $42.92 2,081,822
C4 Therapeutics Inc (CCCC) Crystal Adam (O) 10/1/21 15,000 $45.43 0
Cable One Inc (CABO) Laulis Julia M (CB) 10/1/21 329 1,811.00 9,536
California Resources Corp (CRC) Goldentree Asset Man (SH) 10/1/21 131,847 $42.20 10,263,285
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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